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beWilder’s Wildest: Round #2, Match #4 – Quiet vs Noemi “Noe” Bellocchio!
🕑 Added 2024-04-28 19:50:57 +0000 UTCHello and welcome everyone! Come on and set foot down on our island in the sun, where we’re playing and having fun, to the point it makes us feel so fine we can’t control out brains…! Ha ha, I’m sorry, getting a bit of a habit for opening these things with song, aren’t I? Maybe I do need a chance to cool my mind out from under the sun, but not before we have our round closer! There’s plenty of time to bask in the shade once one more of our stars loses their shine, right? I’m sorry to say that once again we’ve got to let another lady go, but not without a fight so let’s get to it!
It's the last bout of Round 2 and the very last time we’ll say goodbye to any more beautiful waifus before we are instead picking podium places. We’ve already selected 3 of our Top 4, and the last match will be a fierce flurry of elbows for that last golden ticket! On the left side, the last remaining AoH girl aside from her very own rival The Last Raider, the killer sniper with an even more killer body: Quiet! If any parody girl can set her sights on scoping that last spot, it’s good money to think it could be her. What’s not to love with her looks, skills, and what she can do! But on the right side, quite possibly the toughest challenger in the game even from the starting post, the woman who’s already taken down the only other face spectacular enough to be proclaimed a protagonist, carrying with her the weight of a whole game and branch bearing her name: Noemi! It’s going to be hard to say either of these 2 vixens will find a golden walkway paved for them to Round 3 with no contest along the way. So what will it be? Will Noemi make it a 3some of NTR girls in the rounds ahead, or will Quiet be the killer of NTR’s first streak of wins in this contest, also getting revenge for Natasha fans and opening up a 2nd podium spot for the taking? That’s what we’re playing for!
For the last time just like the first time, Round 2 is the Leisure round, and what’s more leisure than an extreme wet tee squirt gun showdown!? The girls have been given water cannons and told not to drop their guard until the suns down or the there’s not an inch of clothing that’s not soaked through between them! Go cowgirl on each other ladies, pop-pop! And while you’re at it, hit us with your best shots, vote appeal wise! Go!
Quiet
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*Caroline’s Note: Due to a handicap beyond her control, Quiet can’t appeal directly to you with words… So, I’ll chant for her! “Vote Silent Awe, Vote Quiet!”
Noe
“‘Ciao, voi gente sexy!’ Hi there, you sexy people! Thanks for once and for all deciding who’s the best protagonista, but we’re not done on our drive to the top, are we? The road to #2 is open thanks to all of you and me, but lets keep on aiming for #1! Voting is all I need from you, and maybe a like ‘La Dolce Vita’ for us all to motivate, right? Seriously. No match taken lightly, ‘sì?’ Win it for me and let’s get me closer to living life in motion! Vote ‘Gustoso’, Vote Noemi!”
Those are the girls words and deeds, there’s nothing more for you to consider before you mash that button to make their runs into sprints! That does make sense, so pick your favourite instead of questioning it! Now let’s give the rules another check-in, then… Sal… Then voting!
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The Rules!
The guides we’re playing by are:
- Vote for who you’d like to see through to the Semi-Finals and to keep live it up on the island. Maybe that’s who you think is most deserving, the most fun, the best suited to surviving or best suited to your own personal desires. It’s your choice.
- Any ties will be decided automatically: Highest Seed (as in highest number, the underdog) Wins!
- There are no other rules!
What They’re Playing For!
- Winner stays to keep playing as a Semi-Finalist, keeping and increasing their chances of the crown, the title, and grand prize of being animated! Yes, animated! Even 2nd place (and 1st as well) gets a beWildervse Story prize too, do you recall? So there’s value in seeing even your second fav to the finish.
- Winner also lives another Winners’ Week on beWilder Island with the other still winning women. Twice the wins means twice the appearances in Week #2 as well. Remember to take that into account!
- Winner will also escape elimination altogether by making it into the Semis and the Top 4. Any woman to win Round 2 will at worst end up in the 3rd Place Playoff Match, meaning we’ll see her at least twice more in bWW! match ups in the ‘23/24 Games!
- Loser’s votes still count in determining positions 5-8 for the final contest rankings, plus future contest seeding calculations (if we have any). The better your woman does, the better for her in the future, win or lose both.
- Loser goes home, but not before we take her exit interview and see her off with last sights and sounds from her in the usual Postgames with me, Caroline!
Nothing has changed on this front, but it’s good to be in the know when hearts are on the line, right? It’s still all to play for: The crown, the chance at animation, even a beWilderverse Story and another Winners’ Week too. If that’s not enough to get you to toss a ballot one way or the other…
Salvatore’s Premium Dish!
Thank you, Caroline. I for one would stuff both ballot boxes and your own for good measure if it were not a terrible faux pas for the organisers to thumb the scale, so to speak. Instead, allow me to offer incentives, as if anyone should need them!
My Premium Dish this week is a homage to my own origin in dearest Philadelphia, a 2ft Italian ‘Hoagie’ sandwich, topped with ham, capicola, Genoa salami, veg, vinegar and oregano. The 2ft part is rather important I might add, as that’s not only the length I find myself sporting with these women playing in my sights, but 24 inches being the traditional length of a sniper’s barrel, I’m sure it will put a smile on that speechless face. I need not divulge my eager fondness for Noemi, but I will stay I am not playing favourites here. I’d be as happy to have her among the loser hare-mmh That is to say have her here in studio with me as to see her shed more on the beaches, so by all means, send either of them my way. Don’t do so without some flair, however! Send me 27+ votes… You see I am being kind and easing my expectations for you once again… 27+ votes in total for either / or and I’ll bring Dyana back from the dead one more time and let her put her very warm hands all over Caroline. Give her the spa massage treatment… You know, the kind that loosens up a trouble girl, in soul but also body… Wink-wink! Who wants a crusty old sandwich when we can have the spectacle of woman, all steamy and at the ready!
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I’m not sure what Sal means in that last part, but I honestly don’t think I care! I get a spa treatment! Please-please-please, vote everyone, please! I so want this… Let’s get this match going on already!
So here it is, the last bash for another girl and our 3rd quarter of the contest almost reached. Still more to play for after the break, but first this big banger of a battle needs resolving! You have until Thursday 2nd of May at 23:99 GMT, to make your hard choice, and I’ll see you and one of them come Friday for the follow up fun in the postgame! Until we’ve set our Top 4 in stone…
Be voting for your babe and beWilder!
