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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ABRAXAS: GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE

🕑 Added 2024-08-16 04:36:05 +0000 UTC

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Shannon Parker

I’ve already watched this video 3 times and I still laugh out loud when you say “culmator” 🤣

Mister Midnight

Hey, ya featured the thumbnail for Razorfist's review! That's how I first heard of this movie! Between his and your videos, both hilarious, I REALLY gotta check out this movie! 😀

James Remington

am I the only one who liked the music? I liked the juxtaposition. and it added to the VHS bargain bin aesthetic of the whole turd salad

Anver Mahmud

Cripes, I never knew this was made in Canada...

WhatHoSnorkers

What was going on with that music!

Tony Belmonte

Someday I hope I'll have enough money to finance a movie made in Arizona that does everything it can to pretend it’s set in Canada.

Peter Charles Krug

If Brandon ever again wants to devote a whole month to reviewing a specific type of film, I have a suggestion: how about reviewing movies from the now-defunct Cannon Film Studios? Some movies worth looking at: 1.Savage Weekend 2.Enter The Ninja 3.Missing In Action 4.King Solomon's Mines

Nate Brydges

So between this, and the rumors of Arnold tricking Stallone into taking the lead in ‘stop or my mom will shoot!’ It seems the terminator has almost terminated the career’s of his rivals! Oh well this is definitely not biggest regret of Jesse Ventura’s life. Just like how recommending ‘octopus’ instead of ‘zombie ass! Toilet of the undead’ isn’t my biggest regret. Not recommending ‘Dr. Strangelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and accept the bomb’ is

Dako

First time seeing this movie and man was it weird.

Galloe

So the bad guy traps a kid in a dark alley, soft music plays, and he starts taking his coat off... No context needed.

Jimbo Jones

Why is this film using Strong as I am from Manhunter?

Philip Gonzalez

Yeah, this one was pretty bad. Couldn’t imagine having to actually sit through it. It would greatly benefit from someone going in and re-editing it to give it an appropriate soundtrack.

Alexa Phoenix

That ALIENS bit was priceless!

Kyle Olson

Abraxas: Friend to All Children

Chris

Jessie Ventura in a plot that’s pretty much The New Gods with a thimble of a budget. Not surprised he went to WCW to do commentary shortly after.

Kyle Bot

...can't believe I'm saying this, but this is a WAY better movie than THINGS. Mostly because I'm defending a Jessie Ventura movie, and he's not even a pet detective!

James Donahoe

Tommy, do you like movies about gladiators 🤣

Trevor Bond

... I should listen to more King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Also this movie's kinda great to stick on on a busy day and only partly pay attention to. Every line you hit when you DO notice one is unintentional comedy out of context!