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Chapter 46: What do you do when police is at the door?
🕑 Added 2023-10-15 15:18:36 +0000 UTCJack slashed at the wooden door. It made a very loud sound. He kept slashing at the lock of the door. When it was a bit broken, he tried kicking in the door but it didn’t break.
“Wait! I’ll come out! Fucking wait!” the drug dealer in the apartment said. Jack had been slashing for about two minutes and the drug dealer had spent that time flushing all his drugs because he thought the police were at the door.
“Don’t shoot! I have my hands behind my back, I’ll open now! Okay?” the drug dealer said.
Jack didn’t say anything. He dropped his machete and readied his assault rifle. It didn’t really register to him that the drug dealer thought he was police or that the drug dealer was going to come out. All he knew was that he was behind the door and that if he shot at the door now, the drug dealer would probably die.
Before he could shoot, the drug dealer opened the door.
Jack saw it was a hispanic man. He pointed the rifle at his face and shot.
The hispanic dropped to the floor and Jack aimed down at him and started shooting more. When it was clear that he was dead, Jack took off running.
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Jack was staring at the pure blue sky of the game world.
“So, you gonna test out that lethal strike skill?” Lucas said.
Jack had made it home unnoticed after his homicide side trip, and it was now the next day and they were back in the game world.
“I think it’s some kind of skill or magical shit, because it didn’t give me any intuitive understanding. Everyone step away. I’ll try it now,” Jack said.
Brian and Lucas walked far away and Jack faced a nearby tree.
“Lethal strike!” he yelled.
Nothing happened. He then tried to say the skill while swinging his machete, but nothing happened.
“Yeah, I give up,” Jack said.
“Any progress on the mana training?” Jack said.
“I have no idea. Maybe? I can’t feel a shit difference. Not even one gram. I think this skill must be slow or some shit. Or I’m doing something wrong,” Brian said.
“Maybe you have to use it against a monster? the lethal part suggests that it is against an opponent?” Lucas said.
Jack shrugged, and ran off into the forest with his machete. It took him about a minute to find a balloon monster.
“Lethal strike!” he yelled.
Nothing unusual happened. The balloon monster just popped.
Jack came back and said what happened.
“Yo. Won’t we get more skill crystals if we grind wolf monsters with the siege tower in the wolf zone? with our rifles. There’s nobody in the tier 2 zones to fuck with us,” Jack said.
“Maybe. But that place is fucking stressfull,” Lucas said while unconsciously touching his missing fingers. Most of them were still missing. But he could see grams of progress. However, Jack had to divide his time between healing Brian’s broken rib and Lucas’ fingers. So the healing was very pending.
“I think Jack should become the designated healer and invest all his points into healing,” Lucas said.
“You know, I’ve been thinking a little about what will happen if I buy the rank two of the healing blueprint. Like, will it heal faster or better or what the fuck?” Jack said.
“Yo! Gay boy is back!” Lucas yelled. Johnny appeared in the horizon and looked absolutely exhausted and had a lot of cuts on his arms.
“How many you got today? any points?” Brian said.
“N-No points… I got a crystal!” Johnny said.
Brian grabbed the bag with the crystal from him.
“Took you longer than before,” Brian said.
“I’m sorry,” Johnny said.
Brian handed over 1000 dollars to him.
“Scram,” Brian said.
Johnny exited the game.
“Okay, let’s pop these bad boys!” Brian said, while holding the crystal from Johnny and the two crystals they had managed to get themselves. It was a mystery why the grinding efficiency went down if three people were together. Maybe the system was just pissed that they were grinding so safely and punished them like this. They weren’t sure.
Lucas got:
Skiing: Rank 1
Brian got:
Reverse word order comprehension: Rank 1
Jack got:
Conditional increased auditory reaction time exceeding 50 km/hour: Rank 1
“That’s the first time we got a conditional one,” Lucas said.
“This is kinda interesting. Maybe it has like, you can get a better effect but more limited? I dunno. Maybe we can find some way to stack these,” Brian said.
“Let’s get Jac Increased healing rate while using the skill rank one mental sacrifice blah blah blah,” Lucas said.
“Dope,” Brian said.
“Wait, something is happening,” Jack suddenly said. An extra notification popped up in his field of vision:
New Mission issued: …
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Jack:
Knife Fighting: Rank 1
Knife Fighting: Rank 2
Python (programming language): Rank 1
Mana Generation: Rank 1
Sand to Glass Conversion Mana Blueprint: Rank 1
Healing Mana Blueprint: Rank 1
Origami: Rank 1
Enhanced Bodily Recovery: Rank 1
Speed Counting: Rank 1
Enemy Weakness Identification: Rank 1
Poetry: Rank 2
Blueprint visualizer: Rank 1
Mana Sense: Rank 1
Blunt Force Resistance: Rank 1
Pool: Rank 1
Mana Manipulation: Rank 1
Specialized Mental Sacrifice Ritual Focus Borrow: Rank 1
Typography: Rank 1
Enhanced Healing: Rank 1
Throwing: Rank 1
Acrobatics: Rank 1
INT: +1
Missions Menu unlocked.
Sewing: Rank 1
Ninja techniques: Rank 1
Lethal Strike: Rank 1
Conditional increased auditory reaction time exceeding 50 km/hour: Rank 1
Brian:
Shield Defending: Rank 1
Marksmanship (pistol): Rank 1
Right Arm Increased Strength: Rank 1
Mana manipulation: Rank 1
Mana Sense: Rank 1
Enhanced Propriosense in Toes: Rank 1
Enhanced Bodily Recovery: Rank 1
Flame Shield Dispel: Rank 1
Cryptography: Rank 1
Enemy Pattern Recognition: Rank 1
Airplane Pilot: Rank 1
Mana Generation: Rank 1
Enhanced Vision: Rank 1
Blunt Force Resistance: Rank 1
Finnish: Rank 1
French oil painting technique: Rank 1
Throwing: Rank 1
Acrobatics: Rank 1
Vision Upgrade: ⅕ until Rank 1
Ninja techniques: Rank 1
Verbal conjugations Spanish: Rank 1
Mana Training: Rank 1
Reverse word order comprehension: Rank 1
Lucas:
Insect Movement Control: Rank 1
Enlarged Penis: Rank 1
Mana sense: Rank 1
Mana Manipulation: Rank 1
Surfing: Rank 1
Arithmetic: Rank 1
Chess: Rank 1
Human Interpersonal Non-verbal Bodily Social Behaviors Enhanced Perception: Rank 1
Blunt Force Resistance: Rank 1
Changing car tires: Rank 1
Water Mana Affinity: Rank 1
Walking: Rank 1
Mana Generation: Rank 1
Juggling: Rank 1
Throwing: Rank 1
Acrobatics: Rank 1
Enhanced General Nervous System Reaction Time: Rank 1
Diesel Motors Piston System: Rank 1
Ninja techniques: Rank 1
Engineering diagram waterwheel: Rank 1
Skiing: rank 1
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BerciTheBeast
I am disappointed in their murder-hobo nature.
