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Smash with the Boyssss: An Interview with Game & Watch
🕑 Added 2020-09-21 17:53:16 +0000 UTCDeep Leffen: Hey everyone, welcome to another Smash with the Boyssss episode. For those of you who don't know me, I am Deep Leffen, owner and ranch hand at Smash with the Boyssss, a new podcast we started earlier this year to waste time as we count down the days until our inevitable demise. Today sitting in the Hot Seat is a very special guest indeed, Mr. Game & Watch (Made of Wood). How are you today, Mr. Game & Watch?
Mr. Game & Watch: Hello...?
Deep Leffen: Hello!
Mr. Game & Watch: Uh... Hello?
Deep Leffen: Hello. Are you confused?
Mr. Game & Watch: ...
Deep Leffen: Mr. Game & Watch, welcome to show. Is everything okay?
Mr. Game & Watch: Mr. Game & Watch
Deep Leffen: [Mouthing to Camera]: Is he slow?
(Ben) Leaves
Deep Leffen: Who was that?
(Ben) Walks in Again
Deep Leffen: Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing? I am in the middle of an interview.
(Ben) Leaves
Deep Leffen: You walk in, interrupting me, and then walk out again. Do you even work here?
(Ben) Walks Back in
Deep Leffen: Get that piece of shit out of here.
(Ben) Leaves
Deep Leffen: God Damnit.
(Ben) Walks Back in
Deep Leffen: You know, fuck it. Do you want to do the interview?
(Ben) Walks in Holding a Telephoto Lens
Deep Leffen: I hope you're proud of yourself
Ben (with telephoto lens): What's going on around here?
Deep Leffen: I'm trying to have an interview with this slender gentleman.
Ben (with telephoto lens): Hey, where the hell is Dr. Game & Watch?
Deep Leffen:
(Dr. Game & Watch) Walks out
Deep Leffen: Hey, who was that?
(Dr. Game & Watch opens the door, holding a stethoscope)
Ben (with telephoto lens, mouthing to camera): We're going to have to cut this out in post, boss.
(Dr. Game & Watch) Leaves
(Mr. Game & Watch is seen approaching)
Mr. Game & Watch: Hey! Welcome back to the show. I have with me Deep Leffen who has quite a bit of explaining to do. What exactly is going on here, Deep?
Deep Leffen: Thanks for the opportunity. I'm just excited to be here.
Mr. Game & Watch: I appreciate the enthusiasm. Let's start this interview off with a few get-to-know-you questions. How are you, and do you blame yourself for your parent's divorce?
Deep Leffen: I'm pretty good.
(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks out
Deep Leffen: Wait, why are you walking out?
(Dr. Game & Watch) Walks in
Deep Leffen: Wait wha -- I'm just -- Where are you going?
(Dr. Game & Watch) Leaves
(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks in
Deep Leffen: CAN WE ALL JUST STOP MOVING.
(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks out then walks back in. He's holding a Frying Pan.
Deep Leffen: Who are these people?
(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks in
Deep Leffen: How many different Game & Watches are here right now.
(Dr. Game & Watch) Walks in
(Mrs. Game & Watch) Walks in holding Mr. Game & Watch
Deep Leffen: Wait. What?
Mrs. Game & Watch: Son?
Mr. Game & Watch: Mom?
(Ben walks in from the distance holding a double-barreled shotgun)
Deep Leffen (gestures to Ben with finger guns pointed at Game & Watch and his family. Blows smoke off finger guns)
(Ben starts shooting)
Dr. Game & Watch (walks in holding a mirror and points it at Deep Leffen)
(Deep Leffen sees the reflection of Game & Watch staring back at him. He is Game & Watch.
(Deep Leffen wakes up in his bed drenched in sweat. He has a 1980 handheld Game & Watch video game on his bedside. He finds Ben laying next to him in his bed.)
Deep Leffen: God damnit, Ben. Get the fuck out.
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Mea Larkin
discuss: did deep leffen wake up next to ben bc theyre fucking y/n
