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The chicken has been strange for some time now
🕑 Added 2023-07-27 05:32:52 +0000 UTCI’m afraid it’s another banger, folks. Today we’re talking highlights of the Teamsters/UPS tentative agreement: the great, the good, and the mid
Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_TnITSxjaA&t=1220s
Also, the right is giving itself eating disorders you’ve never heard of, scrying raw chicken entrails and determining them to be woke
Finally we cover the death of Obama’s personal chef, Tafari Campbell, and the predictably homoerotic fantasies it has inspired in the right wing.
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Gary McCammon
You know that movie? Highlander? Predictive programming by the Conspiracy to let us know elite chefs can only die one way. Why do you think they're raising the sea levels? MASS DROWNING OF CABAL SERVANTS WHO KNOW TOO MUCH
Jacob Mead
Tony’s “oh shit” to hearing obamas chef die got me off guard for some reason😭
