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Please Grand Sage Al Haitham! Choose your own Haikaveh adventure: Route 1
🕑 Added 2023-03-04 03:23:05 +0000 UTCHere is route 1, as chosen by the people:
1. Ask for school funding
2. Sit on AlHaitham’s lap
3. Show 🍑
4: Visit Al Haitham’s house as Aether 🧍
Script:
Al Haitham = 🌱
Kaveh = 🏛
🏛: Grand sage Al Haitham… Please grant me a request. I promise I’ll make it worth your while..
🌱: Kaveh..
🏛: May I please have more funding for the school of Ksha-
🌱: No.
🏛: Hey!!! You’re meant to play along!!
🌱: Ask for something else then
🏛: *huff* Fine! Oh grand Sage Al Haitham I need extra credit on my research to pass.
🌱: Is that the proper tone to ask for a favour? Come here.
*Kaveh sits on AlHaitham’s lap*
🌱: Go on then. Ask me properly
🏛: Grand Sage Al Haitham I need -ah!! extra credit on my research.. and I’ll do ah…ah! Anything..
🌱: Kaveh kiss me
🌱: That was a good effort Kaveh but you’ll need to show me that you’re serious about your research
🏛: Grand Sage AlHaitham.. is this enough?
🌱: Kaveh.. you’re so..
Kaveh realises there’s someone coming down the hall
🏛: Sorry Grand Sage AlHaitham, I’ll have to ask my request another day. *kiss* I’ll be waiting for you at home!
Man1: Eh? Who was that? A student?
🌱: I want to quit. I hate work. I want to go home and **** Kaveh.
Paimon: This is your home?
🌱: yup.
🏛: Oh, you’re back! Quick, come help me see if this painting is straightened. Welcome home Master Al Haitham ~💕
🏛: HUH?! WHO ARE THEY!?!
🌱: … They’re guests.
🏛: You’re- You’re not from the Akedemiya are you?!!
🌱: … You guys stay here. I’m going to go get some books.
🏛: EH?! You’re leaving me with them?!!
Some time later
🌱: We’ll it’s about time… You two should grab some dinner as well.. (Al Haitham’s dinner: Kaveh)
And so, you were never invited to Al Haitham’s house ever again.
THE END.
