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Please Grand Sage Al Haitham! Choose your own Haikaveh adventure: Route 2
🕑 Added 2023-03-04 07:55:01 +0000 UTCHere is the alternate route!
1. Ask for extra credit
2. Get on your knees
3. Show 🍆
4: Visit Al Haitham’s house as Lumine 🧍‍♀️
Script:
Al Haitham = 🌱
Kaveh = 🏛
🏛: Grand sage Al Haitham… Please grant me a request. I promise I’ll make it worth your while..
🌱: Kaveh..
🏛: I need extra credit for my research... and I'll do anything..
🌱: The come here and show me how serious you are..
*Kaveh gets on his knees before AlHaitham*
🌱: Kaveh.. You're so beautiful. Haa... Is this what they're teaching you in your Darshan(school)?
🏛: *thinking* Oh fuck off
🌱: That's enough Kaveh. Now... show me what you need.
🏛: Please Grand Sage Al Haitham I need... I need you!
🌱: Kaveh you came prepared?
🏛: Yes..
🌱: Fuck..!
Man1: Is that the grand sage messing around with a student!!? How scandalous!!!
🏛: AHH!!! They saw us!!!
🌱: Ignore him.. He'll go away.
🏛: WHAT??!! NO!!!
Man1: Oh.. It's just senior Kaveh (again..) Well.. at least they're not fighting..
Man1: Ah.. apologies Grand Sage for uh.. interrupting...
🌱: *GLARE*
🌱: I want to quit. I hate work. I want to go home and **** Kaveh.
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Paimon: This is your home?
🌱: yup.
🏛: Oh, you’re back! Quick, come help me see if this painting is straightened. Welcome home Master Al Haitham ~💕
🏛: HUH?! WHO ARE THEY!?!
🌱: … They’re guests.
🏛: You’re- You’re not from the Akedemiya are you?!!
🌱: … You guys stay here. I’m going to go get some books.
🏛: EH?! You’re leaving me with them?!!
Some time later
🌱: We’ll it’s about time… You two should grab some dinner as well.. (Al Haitham’s dinner: Kaveh)
And so, you were never invited to Al Haitham’s house ever again.
THE END.
