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Regular Features LIVE at the Canal Cafe Theatre
🕑 Added 2015-03-29 20:11:21 +0000 UTC Here's an early peek at the video from last night's live show! Enjoy, you LOVELY PATRONS, YOU.
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That was me. Yes, thank you. I was thinking "They'll stop for a quick break. It'll be fine. Or they'll at least be a slight lull right?!" Nope. Then you, my saviour, got up. Greatest piss ever.
Was a great night. If Gav's interested we can have another date. I won't put out till the third one though. I've got self-respect. Also, hate to be that guy, but it says 2014 in the video and I honestly started doubting what year it was and had to find a calender in my house to confirm I wasn't losing it. Btw Matt, any chance for making the MP3 of the theme song available to patrons at all? I need more steel drums in my life.
A great day to be a Patreon indeed. Thank you guys, I love you too. In a non erotic manner that is.
In a lot of ways however I was a bit of a hero as I caused enough of a distraction for someone else to use the toilet without causing the embarrassment that I clearly don't often feel!
Sorry Steve but I really did need a piss quite badly! During Gavs feature I really did consider the sneaky piss into a pint glass under the table move but decided that there was a risk that a pint glass may not be enough!
