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🕑 Added 2019-06-13 16:47:26 +0000 UTCHey you, my own one-girl rock-steady crew! I'm a cool judge, and I want you to peel off that £1 Dead Sea face mask you got from Boots and come into my chambers.
THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED
OK so now I've got you on my own can I ask you when I'm meant to bang the gavel? I've been banging it whenever there'd be a full stop in my sentences, but that made me self-conscious and I started using run-on sentences which doesn't sound particularly authoritative. Sometimes I think being cool instead of qualified is a curse, and NOT a blessing at ALL.
Anyway, this is yer actual 349, and if you want to hear some high quality chat that papers over the feature cracks, then this is "ya boy". Also there's a feature that implies that Tories aren't great. None of you are Tories, right? Of course not, you're volunteering money for something that benefits people who aren't exclusively you. WHOOFF THERE'S THE POLITICS BABY now get out of my chambers I've got to get my wig all kooky so the prosecutor likes me
