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Cosmickb

Weed vs alcohol

David

stack of newspapers or plastic bag full of plastic bags

Sophie McKee

guitar solos or drum solos

nutinmytacos

paragrine falcon or a full tank of gas

Alex

riley’s mustache vs graydon’s sculptured pubic bush

Merit

brackets or tier lists

Jakob Silva

Peanut butter jelly

David

Jetlag or Hangover

Cody S

Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson

jon

men or the cleveland brown roster

deetie

haunt you vs scrapyard

Alexander

rileys mustache vs dan cambpells huge balls

Rowan Robinson

bulgaria or el Salvador

Rowan Robinson

motorboating or motor boating

Michael McCann

movies or tv shows

Benji Wagner

eden burke or the garden of eden

Justin

Hivemind Unlimited vs Hivemind Cheap Seats

DomQuad

Saxophone vs Harmonica

MMersh

Canton or Dayton

John S

yellow background or green background

Yabbawabba

Cleveland Cavaliers vs Cleveland Browns

Lovemikai

rage music revival vs. being outside

Nate

Graydon vs Dignan

bossferatu

sports vs movies

zackory

mk.gee vs mj lenderman !!

ava

Hugh grant vs dj grant

Jay Malik

_BY.ALEXANDER vs. 2hollis

Paige

Eyebrows vs eyelashes

ethan 🦫

gary indiana or miller grove

Casper Lagerström

Drain Gang vs the Nobel Prize

Martin Paredes

Adam Levine vs Avril Lavigne

Martin Paredes

Needlessly formal names vs unique spellings of names

Martin Paredes

00's Kanye vs 10's Kanye

Martin Paredes

Atlantic Ocean vs Pacific Ocean

RB

Knitted blankets or toasted bagels

nataliesnortman

gnarly vs radical

nataliesnortman

spanking vs slapping

Baby

Calling in sick for work or taking a raincheck with friends and family

Baby

vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated off the boozington or negligent homicide after cranking that skrong ahh zaza

Baby

HDMI-cables vs AirDrop

Baby

Brad Pitt vs Dan Marino

Baby

Healthy relationships vs Fruit Rolls

Baby

Purple vs blowing someones back and leaving them on read

Sam B

fortnite battle pass or $8

Whoman_

Music Listener Graydon Vs. Movie Watcher Graydon

Jedd Perrin

That’s me in the corner or That’s me in the spotlight

Paige

Losing your religion vs moving out of your parents house

Ethan Hill

Citizen vs Bladee

Ethan Hill

Aaron Hernandez or Chris Benoit

Bailey Hines

Thigh gap vs tooth gap

tyler sometimes

gay son or thot daughter

Aidan Harris

OJ Simpson or Season 35 of the Simpsons

Brayden M:)

Bohemian grove or Mandalay Bay

Phoenix Maggiore

A drink of cold water when you wake up in the middle of the night vs missing all the cracks when youre walking without changing your normal gait

Phoenix Maggiore

Burning collages of your best friends from highschool when they inevitably betray you over religion vs sunflowers

Hunter Waterston

Uno Reverse Card vs The “Bitches.” card in Cards Against Humanity

Knight🫥

music vs all other forms of entertainment

Philip DiSalvo

Having season tickets for the browns (or any team really) or being able to watch every football game on the program/streaming service

Guilherme Lima

crashing out or going bananas

Amelia Bitting

Hands or asscheeks

Viktor Johansson

DJ Grant vs Grant Meeker

Liam Atwood

viagra vs sidney sweeney

Liam Atwood

Oral sex vs myles garrett

Maxim

Sylvania vs Swanton

Maxim

Grady Sizemore or Miles Garrett

Joey

A light summer breeze or beer after a hard days work

Ven

Nas or Nettspend

Henry Mattesich

left testicle and right testicle

tori crutchfield

weaponized incompetence or your mom telling you to act your age

Dom

outdoor beds or indoor cats

G.stron

Listening to someone snore or the sound of people chewing

shae_lig

kenny atkinson or dan campbell

Truly Scott

Gay son or thot daughter

Alec

Shohei Ohtani the pitcher or Shohei Ohtani the DH

Eric Caprioli

unrelated, yall should become a record label. hivemind records, beautiful

LogansterP26

Bob Dylan Movie or Elvis Movie

Dmitri

Sleep or peeing

3bellam

beliebers or directioners

Nathan Kelly

Sade or D'Angelo

C G

Hypnic Jerk or Contagious Yawning

waflewaflepancke

subway trains or subway subs

waflewaflepancke

backflips or frontflips

Clayton Hults

Ghosts or Reincarnation

Sam Morris

cronk or hawk tuah

Sam Morris

logan paul or mister beast

Sam Morris

dignan or graydon ?

boudewijn

Sleeping vs being awake

Alexis

keeping your bowels in tact or eating takis

Emma Koch

an average-sized flock of ducks or the heat death of the universe

Matt Franco

That good good or that sticky icky

Taylor Dossman

Planned obsoletion or that itch you get sometimes right before you fall asleep

asa

Cleveland Browns or Cronk

ItsNotSeabass

Riley’s black and white pullover vs Graydon’s blue and red NBA hoodie

Nathan Stremcha

Left sock or right sock

Willa

Boygenius or better oblivion community center

Willa

Sgt peppers or revolver

Willa

Cold beer on a Friday night or a pair of jeans that fit just right

Ali

cold beers on a Friday or a happy, loving, caring relationship

Charlie Young

mozarts discography or chief keefs discograhpy

Peter Clark

Toes or Eb Blues

Benji Wagner

cigarettes or alcohol

Parker

Icarus tattoo son or flower tattoo daughter

Ayden

jesus or chilidogs

Alex Aguilar

Crondoms or Cronstitution (two possible Crocs crossovers)

Stentorion

Mario or Luigi?

Felix B

comment downstairs or big day off

Nixonsghost

Hivemind or world peace

Jackson Learner

World hunger or World War II

Isabella Ice Cream

Al pacino or robert de niro

Parrish Long

The unexplored deep sea or the unending abyss of space

Anthony Russo

Lollipop by Lil Wayne or Lollipops

jame

batman or halo

Samantha Smart

Vape or cigs

Keli Matthews

mustache or mullet

Kassady

graydons mom or riley’s dad

Kassady

9/11 or the holocaust

Sharkey

Gay rights or gay wrongs?

Milan

finding some gas at the thrift store or twitter porn

Carter Hull

1 turnip or $5

Felix B

ethical consumption under capitalism or triangle shirtwaist factory fire

Whitman Jordan

creep by stone temple pilots or creep by radiohead

Hadrian Buckley

Cock or balls

Matthew Becker

Pharrell or Timbaland

LogansterP26

Prince or MJ

cole kennedy

Geeked or locked in?

Zackary Essling

jim gaffigan or nate bargatze

MK Denton

Fries at the bottom of the bag or leftovers

MK Denton

New haircut or new fit

Vanya

brock or hampton

Wyatt Leonard

The Costco Guys or Hawk Tuah

Arthritis Mortage

Meth or Cocaine

Seth

stuart little vs flat stanley

Colton Wulff

Cavs or Browns

Cooper Halverson

Anora or The Brutalist

Cooper Halverson

2Hollis or Nettspend

Dakota Vaughn

A cig after a satisfying meal or Guzzling water after sex.

Addi

American football (sports) or American football (music)

Hendrik Dinse

col or ado

Skye

Haikus or limericks

Zoe Simonds

itching a scratch or cumming

Ben

bladee or blade (movie)

Cottxr

a dog with sunglasses on or a cat with a bow tie

RyanIsAfraid

Billy Bob Thornton or Billy Joe Armstrong

Emilio Montemayor

danny o keefe or arthur russell

Kaeleb Dupuis

music critics or film critics

Nolan

Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio

Nolan

Ant or Lu (NFR)

Ssouplady

Gum disease or ring worm

Ssouplady

Rockin it my way or drinking just two beers in the sun

Ssouplady

The quiet you hear while completely underwater or popping candy

Ssouplady

Money spread or the touch of a woman

Ssouplady

Shower squeegees or potent breath mints

Kayne Bolick

Beatles or Stevie wonder

Skye

Pet names (relationship) or pets with human names

Skye

Imprinting or Mooning

Dylloni

$1 or $2

Lucy-Lou

Men or women

ari

Farting away a stomach ache/drunk tacos

Sadie Schimming

Theatre kids or band kids

Dylan Weiss

Drunk cigarette or fast food while high

Dylan O’Connor

Patreon Members or Youtube Community Members

april

kpop or depop

ungabunga

tripping but catching yourself without getting hurt or someone you don't like falling and getting slightly hurt

anton

nettspend or badminton

Jaymee Carpenter

nettspend or 2hollis

Smallshrimpin69

miles davis or playboi carti

Zack

Football (merica) or Football(Europa), make sure grant gets his word in

Caleb L

Crush, 2hollis or crush, cocaine

Andy Reed

Joumana or Sam Bernstein

IzMoo

Cronk Hivemind or Cronk Emporers New Groove

Pheebs

Hank or DJ Grant

Hayden

Luigi Mangione or John Wilkes booth

Deelan Baziany

Drinking only between 6am - 1pm or sleeping only from 1pm - 10pm

Luna Koskimaa

Instagram or a ten piece mcnugget

jlvk

west coast or east coast

Sam Klass

Words or sounds

Tyler Elliott

Mom or dad

Quinn Merrick

Herbivore v carnivore

Griffen Hay

Tripping over your shoelace but catching your balance and nervously laughing it off, or winning $5 on a $10 scratch ticket.

Sarah McCartan

Wise ass (insult) or wise bass (oracle)

Samantha Smart

Sour gummy worms or regular

Dylan

2024 or 2016 (vibes)

Vinny Casares

Hot cocoa vs hot chocolate (or just be me and constantly call it hot cocklate)

Cheese_Dumpling

Cheese on pizza or sauce on pizza

Harry

Baker Mayfield or Donovan Mitchell

ian

Sneezing multiple times in a row OR masturbation

Harry

Cronk or DJ Grant

3ak47s

Unlimited Cream cheese Rangoons or 2016 as a whole

3ak47s

(Rap name) lil pharma or papa perc

Mason

Ronnie Radke or Tom MacDonald

Christian

Jesus vs drunk taco bell

Logan

finding a $20 you forgot about in your pocket while doing laundry or a 30 minute car ride where you get every green light

michael

browns super bowl or drinking

Cheese

Chinese buffet or dune part 2

Tiago Rocha

Hivemind Unlimited or Cheap Seats

Margo-go boots

boygenius or better oblivion community center

Isbella Sorensen

Sabrina Carpenter or Olivia Rodrigo

Mapell Mapell

Oprah's Bank Account by Lil Yachty or Jack Harlow Combo Meal by JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown

Teshiky

Love songs or sad songs

Xavier Zambrano

mewtwo vs mew

Drew

Dogs who say words or Cats that can use the toilet

Jean-Michel Dugal

Jurassic Park: The Lost World or Indiana Jones II

Eddie

the tall one or the moustachioed one (loser gets replaced by cronk)

cyrus reese

charm and sling (clairo)

Enya

Tik toks over 42 seconds or instagram reals under 11 seconds

SUPERJEFF6

Barbie or Oppenheimer

Jean Silva

Riley with no mustache or hitler reviving

Ryan Beer

Football or basketball

Cartwheel765

Putting knockout gas in the ventilation for a heist or using the circle glass cutter to cut a nice satisfying hole into the gem enclosure.

Aniyah

sperm whales vs hugh jackman

Philip Bachman

Hitting it raw in the back of your moms Chevy Suburban or the Security and Exchange Commission

Will Kisor

Cartoons or Car Tunes

carter

hard shell tacos or slap bass

Benji Wagner

bob dylan or bright eyes

Aniyah

free cig vs holding your grandmas hands one last time

Samantha Bower

YouTube Shorts or Instagram Reels

Tyson Waters

Drums or Piano

Sabrina

Drake or Kendrick

Caleb

chocolate mints you get after your meal at olive garden or fortune cookie

Henry

UK or Canada

Avery

chappell roan vs sabrina carpenter

gianni tejada

2024 kendrick or drakes entire discography

Craig

Disney Channel Original Movies vs Silent Raves

ykitskanyenorth

Gas station weed or boner pills

MeeK

Cronk or Kendrick

Brooke

Wall calendars

Avery

football vs basketball

emily

better oblivion community center or boy genius

Christian

Butter or Salt

Joseph Lopez

4loko or peanut butter

LilSoapBar

Indica vs Sativa

Griffin Hampton

teleportation or knowing every language

Connor Ferguson

Messenger Pigeon or Pennsylvania

Bowen

snoop dogg or dogs

Blue☆

easy, cronk. next question.

Cece Szyman

patreon members vs youtube members

kara

hydrogen bomb or coughing baby

Isaiah Larion

my own worst enemy by lit or the middle by jimmy eat world

James

Prince or Michael Jackson

Nicholas Evans

The Chicago Bean/Cloud Gate vs the ISS

Cameron Gertonson

dignan your coworker or dignan played by owen wilson in the movie bottle rocket

Danny

ladies vs gentlemen

Orion

Graydon or Riley

Colton Wheatley

DJ Mustard or Dijon Mustard

Adreyan

2hollis or nettspend

Hunter Busselberg

Dignan or Cronk

BIG DUNK

16 oz Jif peanut butter vs $3.69

Isaiah Larion

a dillion cigarettes or a crillion crabs

Matthew Soderlund

Free gas station snacks for life vs half off all gasoline for life

Adreyan

Fleet foxes or bon iver

Blue☆

iPhone or Android

Jonathan Velazquez

2024 or 2016

max gonzalez

clapping at the end of a movie or clapping when the plane lands

crumchky

custom airbrush tshirts or fortune tellers (the origami)

Blue☆

I Didn’t Mean To Haunt You or Scrapyard

lukas

Tasting food vs having an orgasm.

locowolf

music based topics for videos or random topics for videos?

Isaiah Larion

mobile games or car air conditioning

Loris

shitting or peeing

BIG DUNK

2024 Eminem vs 2024 Kanye

Adreyan

Adrienne Lenker or Buck meek

Elijah Green

Snow Strippers or Crystal Castles

Andrew

Dave Blunts vs Metaphysics

ian coulter green

Riley Savage or Riley Reid

Blue☆

Unlimited or Cheap Seats

Jesper Strampel

patreon or youtube members

Graham Steele

Band kid vs Theater kid

jesse

Cheap seats vs Hivemind Limited

Michelle MacMaster

Shoes or socks

Trey LaValley

Myles garrett or donovan mitchell

Owen Smith

Lance Armstrong vs Tom Brady

KaineTV

Sweet tea or will smith movies

Adreyan

Gloves or mittens

Fletcher Chatfield

Prime drose or prime Westbrook

Isaiah Larion

chromakopia or gnx

Andrew

Tik Tok or Instagram Reels

Andrew Desormeau

Bigfoot or the female orgasm

Kyle Cahill

Boxers or briefs

Austin Sackett

Clairo or Churros

Harrison W

LA or New York City

quinlon

beatles or stones

Selene

zyns or ciggarettes

jame

greydon (my brother) vs. graydon (from hivemind)

Jojo_is_ better

Blood on the tracks or highway 61 revisited

Josh Deller

I’m gonna have to go with “the love and affection of your parents” or “living life as your authentic self”

Haley Dennison

(good) headphones or car speakers

BIG DUNK

Nyquil beer vs the loving embrace of another person

Angus Withee

GNX or Untitled Unmastered

Ben Toy

Quadeca makes a song with Iggy Azalea or Dignan makes a song with Big Sean

Sarah Knoth

Being sticky or being itchy

Brandon Seidman

Brown gravy vs white gravy

Jesper Strampel

forest fires or tsunamis

Justin

G.O.A.T's or goats

Adam

Ferris Bueller’s Big Day Off or the ability to have a day off

Brenden Seabolt

crashing out and acting like nothing happened or keeping your cool

Hunter Morris Jr

Youngstown vs Canton

Noah VanKuren

Mischief vs legal drugs

David Montez

After Hours or Dawn FM

Brendan Flax

Bladee or Bob Dylan

Charlotte Bourdon

hivemind unlimited or hivemind

Jonathan Pollack

Copes the man vs Copes the website

jesse

graydon or dignan

Christian Abeel

fingers or toes

Trip

Parks & Rec or The Office

Adam

Graydon or Dignan

grey lewis

rizzler or dj grant

Riley

Laserdisc or DVD?

Precious Beats

drunk driving vs dog fighting

urmomdotcom

gock or bussy

BustyBagel

Cronk or Tony

Sydnee Charters

My solace or takis

Bowen

gay son or thot daughter

Adam

Icarly or Drake and Josh

Donovan Wilson

Alcoholism vs living to 40

Artie McCallum

Mustard vs milk

Jesper Strampel

frogs or toads


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