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476: Dr Oetker's Goose Goes To Butlins
🕑 Added 2022-02-07 09:00:39 +0000 UTCThere's a legend around these parts, a legend about a kid who filled his belly button with bird seed and waited in the garden. "Any minute now", he thought, "a robin will land on my tummy and eat the seed out of my belly button!" And the little boy would chuckle and snort at the idea of a tiny red-breasted bird hopping along his gut!
But the robin never came, because the boy kept rolling around, chuckling and snorting, and shouting and farting. Seeing his plight, his adoring mother came out of their maisonette, put her hands on her hips and laughed.
"My darling boy! You'll never catch a robin if you roll around, chuckling, shouting, snorting and farting!" And with that, the boy stood up, and all the bird seed fell out of his tummy button!
"Well I don't want a robin on my tummy then, robins can suck it". He pointed at "it", which was "a fat one". And you know what? This story is absolutely true: I know that, becuase that little boy grew up to be the Dangerous Dogs Act of 1991.
Right, we've all had fun but it's time to describe the episode. Steve brings back one of the forgotten stars of Regular Features - a little crab with a very dangerous secret. Logs helps a goose gets looser than she's used to, and Matt brings to bear the full geometrical range of the Dr Oetker factory.
It truly is too much to take in, and you might find it easier to break it in half and double-end yourself with it.
If you have any problems with the edit, it's my fault (I'm Log, hello) - this is literally the first episode I've edited since we decided to make it "sound good".
Musical credits:
Onion Capers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Also there's some Debussy for the goosy (from the game, you see)
