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522: Pretty Flyting For A White Viking
🕑 Added 2023-03-25 16:55:44 +0000 UTCHello patrons. No, it's not the Kebabbies episode just yet. That meaty boy is still percolating in our collective guts, and it will come blasting out at you when you and we least expect it.
In this one, Log has been spitting rhymes in Assassins's Creed Valhalla, Joe has been measured to within an inch of his life at the tailor, and Steve was moved to burps by Brendan Fraser's Oscars speech.
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I asked ChatGPT to act as an anthropologist taking notes on this discussion: - The speaker had a thorough experience with a tailor who took various measurements for a suit. - The tailor measured the speaker's head to ensure proper tie placement. - The tailor also measured the speaker's hip to ceiling height, leg strength, and fate bubble. - The speaker was unsure about some of the measurements but trusted the tailor's expertise. - The speaker ended up with a green suit with extra-wide lapels and turnip-patterned trousers. - The experience was both exciting and humorous. - Discussion about trousers and turnips - Request for more bones - Discussion about the Oscars and Brendan Fraser's acceptance speech - Playing Assassin's Creed Valhalla - Enjoyment of accents and whimsical missions in the game - Discussion of a side mission in a video game involving a dry man - Recording of a conversation between two characters, one with a Nordic accent - Discussion of options in the game, including wiping a flannel on the dry man, urinating on him, or allowing him to suck on armpits - Mention of flighting, a side game in the video game involving Viking-style rap battles - Examples of insults from historical flighting, including insults about knobbly knees and bad shoes - Attempt to write a flighting between two individuals in the conversation, with one insulting the other's height and the other insulting the first's supposed consumption of semen
