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The Invention of Safety Coffins

🕑 Added 2022-05-06 10:16:00 +0000 UTC
The Invention of Safety Coffins

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Fascinating Horror

Sounds like a plan - I reckon pigeons in general have pretty good lives as these things go. Certainly the ones near where I live have plenty to eat and lots to keep them busy. Reminds me of a thing I've heard lots of people say, which is that robins are actually relatives who have passed on coming back to check on you. When you see a robin, it means they're checking in to make sure you're okay!

Cherie

With my luck though? I’m coming back as a sunfish 😂

Cherie

I want one specifically so that if I get reincarnated as a pigeon (I’ve got some scores to settle and windshields to poo on), if someone stands on or fiddles with my grave I’m gonna peck the bell and scare them. Additionally, I’d do it to mess with my kids. They’ll know it’s a joke bc mom ain’t 💩, and the mental image of hearing a bell and then “GOD FLUFFIN DANG IT MOM WE GET IT THE FEEDER IS EMPTY!” is hysterical to me 😂


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