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Vinnie Lost! Pick his fate
🕑 Added 2021-04-26 19:38:39 +0000 UTCPick Vinnie's consequence for losing the Patreon enrollment contest!
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Brinkamania
Looks like I'll have to wait to take Vinnie out to a romantic dinner.
Principled Uncertainty
I'm not sure that would work. Vinnie inhales his meals rectally through something he calls his "calorie love bong". It takes a team of guys to keep pumping the billows, so it probably isn't practical.
Benin
I really wanna have vinnie go out to dinner and have some dude jive talk the entire time without breaking
Principled Uncertainty
It has to be the mall stream. In what way exactly is eating a meal regarded as a punishment for Vinnie?
I would act like the Blues Brothers in the restaurant scene just to make the meal as uncomfortable as possible for Vinnie.
I wanted to say knife chops, but... the ripples... There would be so many ripples. Like a boulder dropped into a pond.
Cranberry Electric
How chops ain’t winning is beyond me!
Sir Jeremiah Pennybottom
He's still got the Hero Of The Stupid shirt. That could be a nice addition
Deason Connolly
For some reason I like the mall idea even more than the chops. Please make sure he looks like an absolute asshat wearing his equipment.
Bob Roland
Would they guest have to pay for Vinnie's meal? Who has that kind of money?!
No shirtless Vinnie EVER
I second this
Alternative: Vinnie on a diet
