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Rules 28 - None Like Me
🕑 Added 2025-03-28 20:31:03 +0000 UTCDavid sat in his living room, peering out the front window of his house, waiting for Sage to return home. She was late today, it was so like her to be fucking late. David glanced down at this phone, still no texts. Jesus fuck he couldn't count on anyone.
Like always, he could count only on himself to get shit done. At least, he hoped that was still the case. David wasn't fucking stupid, he knew that Sage had fucked him up.
No, not just fucked. David was tormented by her. By her rejection, by her fucking games, by the solitude she had put him in.
But he couldn't move on from her, and he hated himself for it.
It wasn't his fucking fault, it was Sage's. It made no goddamn sense why she couldn't see that they belonged together. It was clear as day. Yeah, David wasn't Jeremy, but that was the fucking point. He could be what Sage needed, what she actually needed. He could be what she had been missing for years in her marriage. She was just too fucking stupid to see a good thing staring her in the face.
He would make her understand though.
Sage would be his perfect stay-at-home wife. She'd leave that bullshit marketing job and finally start to understand her place, underneath him. She would cook for them, keep the house in order, and fuck David whenever he wanted. She was too caught up in her ways, that was Sage's fucking problem. Too focused on things that didn't matter and men that would never give her the dick she really wanted.
That's why David needed to break Sage down. He was doing it out of love. He needed a reality check so she could finally get the life she deserved. David would give it to her.
David let out a manic laugh. Patience, that's what he fucking needed. Patience. A pile of dishes slipped in the sink, snapping David back to the present.
"What the fuck is wrong with me?" David mumbled.
This had to stop, he knew that. He was going crazy. But it wasn't his fault. He was doing great before all this started. He was recovering from the past, he had nearly let it go.
That's when they decided to play their fucking games with him. Sage and Jeremy had used him. Those motherfuckers used him and then threw him aside when they got bored.
It was unfair, it was bullshit. Sage should have been his. David fucking deserved it after everything they put him through.
He had been so close too. Sage had said I love you, she had told him as they fucked. They would have become something that night if Jeremy hadn't fucked it all up.
Jeremy.
David scoffed at the name. What a fucking prick, a true cuck of a man. He never had the balls to be Sage's husband, she had been looking for an out. Jeremy should have just accepted that Sage wanted David. That she was obsessed with his cock, and would never be able to forget it.
Still, David needed to be grateful that the coward had run at least. Now all he needed to do was make sure Jeremy stayed gone. David whipped out his phone and began searching through his gallery. He had been slowly Jeremy old videos, playing them off as new ones for as long as he could. But now, he was completely out. So texts would have to do.
David: She's fucking happy you dumb fuck. Thank you for finally getting out of the way.
David: We fucked again last night. I'd show you, but that right is reserved for well-behaved cucks.
David: Please stay gone, this is the best life I've ever had. Don't worry, I'm taking good care of Sage.
Jeremy never replied. That didn't matter. All that mattered was Jeremy got the message loud and clear. That Sage was happy and he wasn't needed. David needed Sage alone, isolated, at least for a little while.
That's why this plan had to work.
He checked his phone again, but there were still no messages from Theo. He was supposed to have texted hours ago. Headlights flickered over the road's horizon. David's heart raced when he spotted Sage's car.
Finally, the bitch had showed up. David tip-toed back toward his front window to get a better look at her. Sage exited her car, looking as beautiful and graceful as ever. David's heart raced in his chest. God he missed fucking her so bad. Then the passenger door opened, and Theo appeared.
Rage spread over his skin like cold ice. What the fuck was that prick doing? Going home with Sage was not part of the plan. He was supposed to get Sage's phone and call him when he had it. That was fucking it.
David recoiled from the window and began pacing around his living room. That little fucking snake. He should have never trusted him.
And what the fuck was wrong with Sage? Why the fuck would she choose that scrawny piece of shit over him?
"She thinks she can fucking replace me," David said to himself, letting out a bitter laugh as he clenched his teeth.
"Replace me?!" His blood was boiling over. The bitter taste of rage filled his mouth and became venom.
And he would make sure Theo and Sage tasted it firsthand.
–
Theo followed behind Sage, doing his best not to look over at David's house.
"Can't believe I made it home in one piece." Sage's words slurred as she fumbled over her keys.
"You had me worried a couple of times," Theo replied, hoping his nerves were masked well enough. Sage responded by struggling with the deadbolt and entering the house without looking back at him.
It felt surreal walking back into Sage's home. It felt larger than before, colder too.
"Like what you've done with the place," Theo said.
"Thanks. I literally did nothing," Sage replied coldy. Throwing her purse onto the kitchen table along with her keys. She looked at him politely, Theo cleared his throat.
"Right." Theo tried to think of something to say, but no words came.
He was blowing this. He hated how much he clammed up around Sage. With anyone else, he would be calm and smooth. The man every woman wanted. But here, in this house, he felt like a nobody.
"Do you want anything to drink?" Sage asked, walking over to the fridge.
"No, I'm alright," Theo replied.
"Suit yourself," Sage said, pulling out a bottle of wine and pouring a tall glass. She drank it unceremoniously.
Theo's phone buzzed in his pocket. He pulled it out and grimaced when he saw it was a text from David. No doubt he wanted updates for his convoluted, half-baked, insane plan. The man was deranged, Theo hated that he was even humoring him.
"Do you have to take that?" Sage asked.
"What? No, it's nothing." Theo said, lowering his phone.
Sage nodded and pulled out her own phone, taking large gulps of wine as she scrolled aimlessly. Theo cleared his throat and took a timid step towards the kitchen.
"Do you still talk to him?" He asked. Sage looked up from her phone, confused.
"Who?"
"David."
Sage scoffed.
"You're really going to bring up David right now?"
Theo laughed uncomfortably.
"I don't know I just… what do you see in him?" Theo asked. She paused, shaking her head before finishing off her glass and pouring another.
"I don't know I…" Sage trailed off.
"Did he really live in this house?" Theo asked. Sage glared at him.
"He told you that, did he?"
"He did," Theo felt his voice beginning to tremble. He needed to be careful. He didn't want to lose the chance to have Sage all to himself. And yet, he needed to know.
"I wouldn't exactly call it living here. He wanted to play house, so we played house." Sage spoke matter of factly. Despite her slurring words, there was no emotion found in her voice.
"Why David? Of all the people on the earth, why pick him?" The question came out of Theo before he could think. A question he had always wondered but was too afraid to ever ask. Sage laughed slowly as she swirled her wine.
"Jesus... Because he was next door? Because he was a fucking pervert…" Sage looked out the window towards his house. "Because Jeremy wanted me to."
"But why keep seeing him? Why not stop and explore things with other people?"
Sage finished her drink and walked past Theo towards the stairs.
"Do you want to keep interrogating me, or do you want to stop talking and join me upstairs?"
Theo's phone buzzed in his hand, he looked down and saw it was David again.
"Fuck…" Theo whispered under his breath.
"Work?" Sage asked. Theo looked up at her. She looked stunning in the golden lamplight. He smiled.
"Something like that," Theo said, putting his phone away.
"So are you coming? Or does the little businessman need to take his call?" Sage asked. A sly smile spread across her face. It made Theo's stomach turn.
He still felt something for her, that would always be true. But it was tainted now. Poisoned by her promiscuity and lies. In some ways, she was as bad as David. Theo cared for her, but he could never forgive her for what she had done.
And yet, as they walked up the wide staircase and her hips swayed in front of him, Theo felt like they were meant to be together. He still didn't understand why she stayed with a monster like Jeremy or continued to entertain someone as vile as David. Jeremy was a tyrant at work, belittling everyone to boost his own ego. David wasn't much better. An old, self-centered man who had blown up his marriage and set fire to his career. Someone past his prime trying to reclaim his dignity by using Sage.
Yet, she carried on with them. She had thrown Theo aside, used him like a toy, and lied to his face. It was only after thoroughly screwing up her own life that she wanted Theo back.
"Here we are," Sage said, walking into the bedroom and dropping onto her bed. Theo scanned the space, spotting Jeremy's clothes hanging in their walk-in closet.
Sage eyed him for a moment.
"Something wrong?" She asked. Theo shook his head.
"No, I just haven't been in here for a while," Theo replied.
"When was the last time?" Sage asked, her finger trailing across her blouse as she undid her top button. Theo stared hungrily, his heart leaping out of his chest as it started to come together.
He was going to get to fuck Sage again. He was going to have her all to himself.
"It… it doesn't matter," Theo said, stepping toward the bed.
"I guess it doesn't," Sage replied, biting her lip as she began undoing her blouse.
"Of all the women I had to meet… you're the one I had to get stuck on." Theo didn't know why he said it. He knew it made him look weak. Sage didn't say anything, but Theo already knew she wouldn't.
She simply smiled as she slowly removed her blouse, revealing a plain black bra underneath.
"Fuck me." She said softly.
Theo didn't think. It would only make things more painful. Instead, he took his shirt off and joined Sage on the bed, kissing her aggressively as her fingers trailed across his chest. She enraptured him, an intoxicating drug he couldn't get his mind off of. Theo pushed Sage onto her back, grabbing her giant breasts firmly as he bit her neck. Sage moaned, her hand grabbing the base of his cock through his slacks.
"I can tell someone missed me," Sage said as her fingers began to undo Theo's belt.
Theo smiled weakly.
Sage replied in kind by pulling his pants down lazily. Theo struggled to remove his socks. It was awkward. Sage didn't seem like herself, nor did he. A vulnerability, perhaps. Theo wasn't sure.
A few more uneven kisses followed as Sage lay on the bed, her back facing the bedroom door. She pulled Theo on top of her.
"Come on, put it inside me, use me," Sage said.
Use her. That's what she liked. To be used. Theo rammed himself inside her, her tightness an overwhelming euphoria.
"Holy fucking shit," Theo let out a gasp, pumping himself inside Sage eagerly. Her breasts bounced, slowly falling out of her bra as she dug her nails into his back.
"That's right, keep fucking me. Harder." Sage thrust her hips into Theo, and he did as he was asked. Pushing himself into her with as much force as he could. Bliss overtook him, he had forgotten how good she felt. He'd forgotten how much he liked being this close to her.
Theo moved in for a kiss, Sage pulled away. Theo continued forward, pressing his lips onto hers, hearing her moan as his tip touched her cervix. He held himself there, kissing her until she began kissing back.
Slowly. Passionately. The kind of kiss he had always wanted from her, the kind of kiss he had dreamed of. Their movements slowed, gentle, deliberate. A moment Theo wanted to remember forever.
Then Theo looked up from the bed.
He saw David standing in the hallway.
"Jesus," Theo said, his startled motions causing Sage to look at him with concern.
"Is something wrong?" Sage began to look at the bedroom entrance, but Theo quickly grabbed her neck and kissed her deeply. He pulled away, keeping his hand on her neck as his rhythm slowly quickened.
"It's fine, I almost came, that's all."
Sage moaned underneath him as he began to fuck her aggressively, glancing up at David and spotting the phone in his hand.
This was a fucking joke, David was a complete fucking joke. Theo glared at him as he pounded his length into Sage, smirking as she began to shiver underneath him. David made no attempt to enter the room.
Good, at least he had that much sense. Theo felt a headrush when it became clear David could do nothing but watch him take Sage. Let the fucker record. It was time he got a taste of his own medicine.
"Say you only want to fuck me," Theo said. Sage grabbed Theo's hand and gripped it tightly, signaling him to squeeze harder.
"I only want you to fuck me. Only you."
Theo smiled devilishly at David.
"Tell me I can cum in you."
"You can come in me," Sage said, grabbing Theo's arms. "Cum in me Theo. Make me pregnant."
David melted away. This is what Theo wanted, and he was going to get it. His pace quickened, slamming into Sage's quivering pussy as he let out a satisfying moan.
He exploded inside her.
Nothing else mattered.
David was a fucking joke.
Sage deserved whatever she had coming to her.
Theo shuttered as he filled Sage's womb, lost in absolute bliss as he kissed her deeply once more. Never speaking the words he so desperately wanted to say.
–-
David's hands shook as he zoomed in on the moment Theo came inside Sage. It took everything he had not to rush into that room and throw Theo off her. Once they began to kiss deeply, David could barely stomach it. That little fuck had no right to have her in a way as intimate as this. As the two locked in a deep embrace, David stepped away from the door and quietly made his way back to the first floor.
He reached the bottom of the staircase and let out a shaky breath. He replied the video to ensure he had gotten it all.
"I got you now you stupid fucking bitch…" David immediately sent the video Jeremy. That, at the very least, would keep that fuckface from ever coming back.
David heard footsteps from the stairs and glanced back in a panic. He sighed when he saw it was only Theo.
"Hey you little fuck," He said coldly.
"Hey," Theo replied.
They stared at one another in cold silence.
"Where's Sage?" David asked.
"In the shower," Theo answered.
"You're a real piece of work, you know that?"
"You're one to fucking talk. What the fuck are you doing here?" Theo said.
"You got some nerve talking to me like that." David took a step forward. Theo stepped forward in return.
"I've got some nerve? You fucking broke into Sage's house."
"Yeah, because you came in here without my permission."
"Without your permission? Do you have any idea how fucking insane you sound?"
"Sage is mine! I made that fucking clear!" David stepped forward. He felt the veins in his head swell.
"Keep your fucking voice down," Theo hissed, looking back at the stairs. David's breath was shallow, his thoughts barely comprehensible.
"You were supposed to try and get her phone. Not fuck her," David said.
"You're fucking crazy, you know that right?"
"You think I'm fucking crazy?!" David stepped forward. "You have no idea what fucking crazy is."
Theo tried to step away, but David grabbed his shoulder and held him in place firmly. He towered over the little fuck.
"What the fuck is this?" Theo's voice shook.
"Don't you ever fuck her without my permission again, you go that?"
"Go fuck yourself. If she wants it I'm giving it to her. Not like you gave a shit about me when you had her all to yourself." Theo's words were sharp and bitter.
He was a prick, he always was. David regretted ever bringing him into the fold.
"I don't know what Sage sees in you. You're worse than Jeremy. Just another fucking pathetic loser," David said.
"This is coming from the guy who became a shut-in when Sage threw him out."
"Careful." David was on the edge of violence, he wanted to destroy something, and Theo was begging to be torn apart.
"You do know that fucking her won't bring back Linda right?" Theo said coldly.
David snapped, in an instant, his burly hand wrapped around Theo's throat. Rage propelled his feet forward. Theo slammed into the wall hard enough to cause the picture frames to shake.
"Don't you ever talk about her, you got that?" David's grip tightened. The skinny prick fought helplessly against his hand.
Theo tried to open his mouth to speak, David smiled when his words couldn't escape.
"You're fucking pathetic," David said, watching as the light began to leave Theo's eyes. He could do it, he could end him right here. It was the power check Theo needed. Just before he passed out, David released him. Theo dropped to the floor gasping for air.
"You're… you're insane… I'm going to tell Sage what you're doing." Theo spoke between gasping breaths of air.
"No, you won't. Because you're a fucking coward, and you know that if you do I will make you pay for it."
Theo looked up at him.
"You don't fucking scare me, David." Theo's words were hollow. It made David smile.
"You really should be." The words hung in the air with cold calculation. David watched as terror overwhelmed the kid's face.
The kind one has when faced with a monster.
David was a monster.
Sanity returned for a moment. David cleared his throat and took a step back.
"C-can you breath?" He asked.
"Fuck you," Theo said weakly.
David nodded slowly.
"Enjoy your little visit kid. She'll toss you out when she's bored."
"Just get the fuck out of here, you've done enough today."
David heard a commotion upstairs. He looked at the stairway, his eyes catching a picture of Jeremy and Sage hanging on the wall – slanted and barely holding in place. Then he glanced down at Theo, a disheveled mess of a man.
"This isn't over," David said bitterly before turning and walking out the door.
Fuck, what the fuck was wrong with everyone? The air felt colder. David's hands began to shake violently. He pulled out his cell phone and quickly typed Jeremy a message.
David: Look what your fucking slut wife is getting up to.
Comments
Darrow
A final, final, final thought. I went and looked over the previous chapter and my notes. I thought the marriage was over. Jeremy had withdrawn hand hadn't spoken to Sage in months. That's a pretty sure sign he had moved on, both physically and emotionally. Sage was basically in grief mode, going through the motions of life, missing Jeremy terribly, depressed, listless... but making no effort to contact him, write to him, there were no long letters of apology, no requests. She'd accepted it and was grieving. David, of course, being perpetually clueless, kept trying to fuck with Jeremy, sending him videos and texts, not realizing that the marriage was over. But this might be the catalyst that the story needs to jumpstart the dead marriage. It's been probably months since David has sent a video, just a constant stream of texts along the lines of "Mine now, fuck you." Now he sends a video and it's Theo? That's at least wildly inconsistent with the texts that David has been sending. There's a lot of nuance to be extracted, if Jeremy is of a mind to watch carefully - including that Sage isn't aware she's being filmed; that Theo prevents her from looking by holding her face and neck; that Theo coaches here on what to say; that it might be apparent that she's drunk or at least off; etc. The most inconsistent part being that it's Theo, who Jeremy does not respect at all. Maybe it's enough to make Jeremy pick up the phone and say "Are you fucking Theo?" Or something along those lines. In that case, Sage has a real chance to spill her guts, to cry out her emotions, to tell Jeremy that she kicked David out and hasn't spoken to him in months, etc. etc. Any conversation between them would reveal David's toxic antics to them both, and that might actually do them a lot of good, and allow them to be honest with themselves and each other about David's games even before the break up. Talking about the video, if they get to that, would reveal to Sage that Theo set her up - he knowingly allowed her to be video recorded while fucked and hid it from her. Bad news for Theo. It would also reveal to Sage that David broke into her house and watched and recorded her having sex. How many other times, she'll think, has he been in her house when she didn't know - when she was away, or when she was sleeping. I can't think of anything creepier and more terrifying. Like, time to change the locks, buy a security system, get some pepper spray, have the cops on speed dial, get a gun, turn one of the house's rooms or closets into a panic room. There's a lot of baggage. But if this plays right, it could get them back together.
Darrow
And the last, last thing - this wasn't great sex for Sage. Minimal foreplay; she doesn't seem to have been into kissing Theo and seems to have avoided it until he gave her no choice at which time she slowly gives in; she's very passive and self-loathing during; she doesn't appear to have reached orgasm; and the whole thing doesn't seem to have lasted very long at all. They were both drinking earlier, Sage definitely much more so. She was definitely shitfaced, which often makes for deadfucking. But Theo's probably had some as well - since we know he was running game on Sage, he was probably careful to get her drunk while going light himself. But he probably had some level of impairment undermining his performance. Another reason Sage is probably going to regret the impulse. And of course, the post-coital intimacy leaves something to be desired if she decides she needs to shower right away, and Theo leaves her to go downstairs (probably for a good reason, to check for David). Definitely a bad sex night.
