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Interlude: Simon
🕑 Added 2025-09-01 12:55:42 +0000 UTCIt had been over a month since he’d started this job. It was supposed to be simple—investigate rumours of a new rare class appearing in Dunhearth, report back to Lord Falcone, and be done.
And at first, everything went smoothly. After a couple of days at the inn to confirm it, the boy was summoned, and for nearly two weeks he heard nothing more. Honestly, he’d assumed the boy was already working in the kitchens. He was an orphan. Offer him a couple of silvers, and you'd have a loyal employee. It wasn’t hard.
That all fell apart when the boy ran. He couldn’t help but think that idea had been entirely fuelled by the people working at the inn.
They were always troublesome—Larry especially so. Ever since he’d returned from the war front, any effort to intimidate or rattle the man was completely wasted.
In the end, he was handed some debt paperwork and told to retrieve the boy. Again, it was supposed to be a simple job. The boy had only been out of the orphanage for a couple of months at most. The debt was over three gold—a ridiculous sum for any cook.
After several weeks of searching nearby villages and learning absolutely nothing, he finally caught a break.
The girl from the inn was planning a trip to Boltron. It wasn’t much to go on, but why would she head there instead of the capital, unless it was to meet up with the boy?
After several days heading in that direction, they reached the village of Greenstone, where rumours surfaced of a cook healing a villager. Finally, he was on the right path.
His journey then took him to the town of Forest’s Edge, where everything began to go wrong. The trail didn’t go cold exactly—but it was clouded by utter nonsense. Villagers spoke of a cook being stalked by a siege-level threat.
One story claimed the cook had fed the beast after it had held an entire caravan hostage.
And that was the tamest of the stories he’d heard. One drunk madman claimed he’d been in the caravan with them—said the cook was controlling the beast, and that the farmers had been used as bait. According to him, they were forced to stay outside and wait for their deaths while the shadow cat hunted them through the night and tormented his dreams for fun.
But digging into the reports, or even bribing Adventurer Guild officials, revealed none of it to be true. There had been no fatalities caused by a shadow cat, and no official documentation filed about any siege-level threat encounter in the past two months. The most serious event on record was a conflict between a Galvonson and Ancient Treants.
Then, to make matters worse, just as he was preparing to continue his journey towards Boltron, the mountain split in half and a dragon flew overhead. And if the rumours were to be believed, it was now fighting in the forest itself.
Finally, a stroke of good luck—Trevor had returned to Forest’s Edge!
It was perfect.
He recognised the boy immediately, although things had definitely changed. Trevor rode into town on horseback, looking nothing like a cook and everything like an adventurer. He wore fitted armour, had a brazier strapped to his waist, and even carried a fire elemental sitting inside it.
Still, he couldn’t miss this chance to finally finish the damn job.
He followed the boy to the Adventurer’s Guild.
Odd—but it could work. The staff at this particular guild were cheap to bribe, all things considered.
Then he followed the party to a house they seemed to be staying at. And that’s when he finally got his break: the boy and just one party member left and headed to an inn.
This was his shot.
He returned to his own inn, gathered the two guards he’d brought along, and made his way over.
And just as he’d hoped—the girl was there. The one from the inn back in Dunhearth.
He was right all along.
But everything fell apart.
First, he was forced to sign away the debt after the boy casually handed him three gold, as if it were nothing.
Then he was threatened—and not just by one person. The entire inn turned against him. This was bad. Why would an orphan, even with a rare class, gain the protection of the Guild as a whole—and so quickly?
It was one thing to have party protection, but all the adventurers in that inn had turned on him, and he was unceremoniously thrown out.
What was he going to do? He couldn’t go back to the Lord empty-handed. But if he attempted to kidnap the boy—especially with that many witnesses—there was no illusion in his mind. He wouldn’t make it out of the inn alive, let alone the town.
It crossed his mind to use the girl, but the woman they were with terrified him.
Luckily, he had some gold now thanks to the boy. With a few well-placed bribes, he was hoping either to get the Guild to turn a blind eye or at least to find out what was going on.
What he heard back chilled him to the bone.
Fuck the Lord—I’m not dying over some orphan.
This boy… he was being stalked—and protected—by a Shadow Cat. Those rumours were true. All that nonsense from the villagers? It was real!?
Then, to top it off, he did have the full protection of the Guild. Taking him would result in a mission appearing in every Guild hall across the continent, seeking his retrieval.
This was too much.
Should he just run away himself?
He couldn’t go back to the Lord and report his failure. That old fool would never believe any of this, and all of his fury would be taken out on him.
But… he had two gold now. He could slip away.
This boy wasn’t worth his life.
He’d be leaving town tomorrow. The issue was shaking the guards. Perhaps if he posted them as observers at towns along the road?
Yes. Yes, that would work.
Comments
JohnathanR
Congrats!
Metafy
Thank you for the interlude chapter!
Caiban
Well it only makes it worse for Trev if Simon dosnt come back (i guess the two guards go back at some point). On the other hand the lord seems to forget stuff fast and just thinking it gets done anyways xD
T J Ward
I don't know if i'll have the chapter out today also, possibly! If not, it'll be out early tomorrow :) In exciting news! I have commissioned an artist to do the cover using the funds I have earned through Patreon!
Hammy
TFTC, glad we see his prospective.
