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LIFE IN RUIN!! AWFUL KITBASH COMPETITION!!!
🕑 Added 2025-04-10 12:00:09 +0000 UTCMy Disgusting Lords, My Most Miserable Sires, All is Not Well!
I beseech you, High Architects of our horrid realm, gather your stonemasons, plasterers and dung collectors. Gunnery nuns and Power apes, we need your warmachines!
Geets in UNDER ATTACK.
A TERRAIN COMPETITION LIKE NO OTHER
To Enter:
Pick Your Side!
Noble Defenders of Geets:
Build and Paint AT LEAST 1 x Piece of Destructible Terrain.
Entries must fit roughly within the basing sizes given in the rules (see attached). You must post 1 picture or video (a link to an Instagram reel) on the Discord Life in Ruin Entries Channel.
The Baron's Dastardly Attackers:
Build and Paint 1 x Siege Engine.
Entries must be based roughly on a Turnip Siege Weapon from the Turnip rulebook or lore (Stump Guns, Trebuchets, Rams, Small Pigs tied to Ladders, etc.) , You must post 1 picture or video (a link to an Instagram reel) on the Discord Life in Ruin Entries Channel.
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All Entries must be fully painted and based. Entries cannot already exist, and must be made specifically for this competition. Only one entry per person.
DEADLINE
You have until the midnight (BST) of June the 10th to get your entry in. All entries not posted will be disqualified.
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BREACH THE INNER WALL
This time its a little different.
Garrison Points.
Both sides, the Attackers and the Defenders must build up their armies for the final attack on Geets' Inner Wall, wherein is kept the remains of the Shattered Lance, a relic of unbelievable power.
Each side will attempt to gain garrison points by completing challenges of increasing difficulty. The side with the most garrison points at the end of the competition will have constructed enough monstrosities, and raised enough fools, to overwhelm their opponents, and claim the their right to rule (Geets).
Starting Challenges:
Pick a Side (1 Garrison Point): Post something in your sides discord channel (attacker-chat or defender-chat) declaring your fealty and what you're going to build (2 points for concept art!). Once you have chosen a side in this conflict there is no going back.
Assemble the Troops (5 Garrison Points): Build your entry and submit a work in progress pic to your sides discord channel (attacker chat or defenders chat). Points can only be scored once, per entrant.
Heraldic Horror (10 Garrison Points): Paint your entry and submit it in the entries channel.
A single player can only score their points once, points being counted and scored towards the end of each week.
OF COURSE, this is just the beginning, as the siege rages on, more challenges will be revealed. I'll keep you updated with a bi-monthly round up, detailing the progress of the fight as well some lore and rules from the Shattered Lance.
PRIZES
GRAND PRIZE
When the dust has settled, and the winner of the clash has been found, Moritz (Blackcrabart), the amazing grimdark artist supreme, will pick his favourite from the winning side, and will illustrate a portrait of the wonder in pen and ink. We can work out shipping, so you can get the original. Expected Delivery about a month after the commission is complete.
MORE PRIZES:
That's not all! More prizes will be announced as we go. I just need to find some more worthy judges.
The Depths: As you've made it this far down, In addition to this new Kitbash Comp, to celebrate the completely made up history of Turnip28 with this 90s classic. I'll be sending out this STL, free to everyone! If you're at Salute this weekend, I have a bunch printed i'll be giving out. If you can find me, I'll be wondering around.
Good Luck! You're going to need it!
And if you have any Questions pop them in the comments.
DISCORD LINK:https://discord.gg/JRsnxxdH56
Let Battle Commence!
Comments
Jeremiah Safford
I'm confused by the update on discord... can we no longer join the competition?
JrrJ
Do you need to be able to put models on top of the ramparts or do they need to be empty or have models built into them to represent defenders?
