iamlucid
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NO LONGER SHIPPING VCARDS HERE ---
🕑 Added 2019-11-28 17:45:15 +0000 UTCWHEN IS MY V-CARD ARRIVING?!?!?!
Listen here, Virgin. The V-Cards are sent out every Sunday. If you are in the US it should be there in the regular 7-10 business days after Sunday. International? It might take a bit longer to arrive depending on the country. Expect it in 10-17 days. There is no tracking info and if you have ANY further inquires DM on patreon (not Discord)
Where do I receive my benefits?
Link your patreon and discord account together here, and join the server here!
You'll get access to secret membership only channels based on your tier, V-Card roles and I'll occasionally ping you to have a members only voice call!
What's a V-Card?
A V-card is a physical representation of your virginity. Normally, the word was used as a synonym of virginity. Ex "yo, I almost lost my v card today"
luckily for you. you sexy patreon supporter, you get a REAL LIFE VCARD. Flex it, show it off, keep it in your wallet. Everybody on the block is going to want to take it from you so, hang on tight!
Comments
okkk
im in canada but can i get one
