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April's Tail
🕑 Added 2023-04-01 08:00:04 +0000 UTCApril's Tail
"Where is this place!" Sig muttered as he breakdanced with one hand. His armor changed into a ridiculous tanktop even though he was a man.
"Ahh, this is the place where basins dropped into Lily's head," Shiro the fox said
"AHHH!!!! My tail is gone!! Shiro!! Where are you??" Lily screamed
"Never gonna give you up, ♪" Alistar was forced by the author to sing a wretched song towards Edelweiss. She could only look at him with a cold eye at how cringy he looked.
The room changed from a white background into a wedding party, and everyone was presented with a delicious fruit tart, crispy bacon, and pudding. However, the guest could only look at the food on their hands without moving a muscle because the author forbade them to eat.
"Damn it. This sadistic author!" Yoichii cursed as he was forced to look at the fried fish with honey and Hoisin sauce. A parfait with various fruit ranging from melons, apples, pineapples, and jackfruit with toppings made of multiple berries such as blueberries and raspberries, and grounded almond nuts lies beside it. And on the other side of the dish is a Fruit Punch with Condensed milk at the top combined with soda to give it a frothy topping that engulfed the floating ice cream island at the center of the glass.
"Alith!! Sana!! My tail is missing!!" Lily cried out, still holding her plates with frankfurters combined with falafel with gravy, peanut sauce, and ketchup.
"Lily! I am here!" Yoichii shouted out.
"Who is Yoichii?" Alith and Sana looked at the weird fox claiming to be Shiro.
"It is my name from the previous world! This is an isekai! Remember?"
"The author never used the name Yoichi except for the first chapter before that I completely forgot." Lily said as she put down her plates and hugged Shiro."
"So Shiro can really talk!♪" Nora came down with a Bouillabaisse in her hand.
"Help me! Please make me stop! You know the rules, and so do I,♪" Alistar said as he danced around Edelweiss. She now looked at him with pure amusement instead.
"Nice dancing there, Lord Alistar!" Sana was not cringed by his performance but cheered on him instead.
"Let us go to the dance floor too!" Alith took Sana's hand, and they danced following Alistar's moves. Their tails sometimes brushed each other intentionally.
"They are the ones to find everything fun and not cringe!"
"It is fine. I like Alistar's moves!" Lily shook her head following the tune. Her ears flopped up and down. It was cute, and this would be perfect if not for the cursed song. Since it was rare that I had an appendage other than tails, I hopped around and nested myself on her lap. She stroked me affectionately, and since now I have a head and not just tails, I can feel her hands nudging my ears and my face.
Lhorne came forward with his plate filled with ratatouille. The ketchup blended with mayonnaise and butter on it made Shiro and Lily salivate. Soon after, he picked up his fork and ate a bite of the vegetable. His face savored the crisp vegetable and creamy sauce with spicy toppings. Shiro and Lily looked at him in disbelief.
"Hmm? Not eating? I know this is a dream world, but it would be a waste not eating the food written by the author, right?" Lhorne casually broke the fourth wall as he continued scarfing down his plate.
"But the author made us can't eat. We can only…. Wait, I can move my hands now!" Lily quickly grabbed a fork and savored the huge sausage on her plate.
"I don't have hands. How do I eat?" Shiro moaned as he looked at his fish, parfait, and fruit punch.
"Here!" Lily used her fork and cut pieces of his fish and offered it to Shiro. Shiro cried tears of joy at her kind gesture. He bit down his food while thanking Lily.
The hall turned black at once. A neon light of writing familiar only to Shiro and Lily was floating in the hall. It says, "The last performance for today's joke!"
A flying spotlight then zoomed on to the center of the hall, and an Old Elven man Ghander was wearing black tights with bunny ears and tails, Holding a magician hat on his head. He was followed by the 4 central assholes whose names had never been revealed due to unnecessity. Just like Ghander, the four central assholes are dressed in tights with various colors.
However, unlike Ghander, whose toned body and wise old man demeanor were ridiculous but funny when wearing black tights and white bunny ears, the four backup dancers were not even qualified as a joke. Their bigger-than-average stomach and polka-dot makeup with thick lipstick on their face was an eldritch horror for the audience. However, the author still tried to press through with the performance.
The four assholes tried to complain, but the author won't even let them write their complaint in this fiction, afraid of ruining the fun. To close their mouths for good, the author magically produced a pink ball gag and strapped them on their mouths, and now they are forced to dance with t.
"Oppa Elven Style!" The disco music started to ring out, and the pure white wedding hall turned into a disco hall due to the lighting magic cast by the author.
"Yay! You are so cool, grandpa Ghander!" Lily clapped her hands innocently while the others could only give a pained smile at the performance.
"Yooo! Sexy Ladieh!!" The singing continued as they danced. Ghander quickly attracted the attention because of his toned body, while others simply tried to avert their eyes from the four backup eldritch horror dancers.
"I am glad I am not in that position," Alistar whispered.
"Yeah, you got the better end of the deal. By the way, that was funny." Edelweiss smiled as they enjoyed their salad with mayonnaise and foie gras on top. The author made Edelweiss wink her eyes to Alistar, which made him blush. Edelweiss widened her eyes and blushed in return.
The party ended after the dance, and everyone returned from the dream.
The blushing was in no part done by the author.
