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Kidnapping Your Yandere Stalker Script
🕑 Added 2022-10-06 03:00:00 +0000 UTCI HATE YANDERE AUDIOS SO MUCH. Seriously, I heard one and cried for like an hour. I know most people like them but seriously. I can't stand them. Could be from childhood trauma but I can't handle the idea of being tied up by someone who claims to love me. Anyway, I was sick and tired of being kidnapped so I kidnapped them. How the turntables...
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Kidnapping Your Yandere Stalker bc They're Annoying [F4A] [Reverse Kidnapping] ASMR Roleplay
Groans
What... wait... huh
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I'm in a basement. Wait, this is my basement!? This is my kidnapping basement?
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Yes, this is my kidnapping basement! There's the restraints, there's all the pictures I took of them mapped out on the wall, there's that conveniently place spiderweb in the corner for dramatic effect. And... I'm tied up. Why am I tied up? Did I test out the mission on myself? How did that even work?
Gasp
AH! Oh, goodness, oh be still my beating heart, my beloved! You are here! So I did kidnap you!
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You kidnapped... me? No, no, no, this is not how this works, not how this works at all. I'm the yandere in this relationship. I'm supposed to kidnap you until you fall hopelessly in love with me, but not because of my actual personality which is toxic and illegal but because of a mental disorder called Stockholm Syndrome and we live happily ever after. That's how this is supposed to go! So... why am I tied up?
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I was annoying?! I am offended, my love, deeply offended. I am not annoying! I am... persistent? Dedicated? Madly in love?
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No, I'm not annoying! Stop saying that! How am I annoying?
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Ok yes, I do follow you around everywhere. But that's one thing!
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Ok and I put cameras in your house. But to be entirely fair, that's more creepy than annoying.
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Yeahhh even I admit that's creepy. But it said I had to in my how-to-be-a-yandere handbook.
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I'm new to this ok!? Oh dear, the book didn't say what to do if something like this happens. You're supposed to be the one tied to the chair. I know what to do if you're the one tied to the chair!
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Well yeah I can see how you wouldn't like being tied to the chair. But I don't like being tied to the chair, so we're even. Now, can you untie me so I can profess my undying love for you in a totally sincere and not scary at all kind of way?
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No, I can't profess my love from the chair! It takes away from the dramatic effect!
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The whole point is the dramatic effect! How do you not understand this. My love, I adore you more than life itself but you're really getting on my nerves.
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No, no, I'm sorry love I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I don't mind being the chair, as long as I'm with you. but if you should have seen the performance, I was preparing for you! You would be swooning right now let me assure you.
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Sigh
But I suppose you hate me. I'm sorry I was annoying you. I really just was trying to get to know you! So, I would know everything about you, and it would be super intimidating when I kidnapped you.
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Yeah, like I would be all like, your friends don't know you the way I do! Look, I made your favorite food or whatever. What even is your favorite food? You kinda eat a lot of random stuff. Like some days you make a super nice omelet with truffle sauce and I'm like oh, they have refined taste. Then the next day you make mac-and-cheese with Cheetos on top and eat a whole tub of ice-cream with chips.
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No, I'm not judging! It's just confusing, that's all. It is hard to know all your favorites when it doesn't look like you have any.
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I'm sorry, love. I didn't mean it that way. You're perfect and beautiful and I love you more than every star in the sky. Your friends and family don't love you the way I do.
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Yeah I suppose they love you enough to respect your privacy, fair point.
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Now that I'm thinking about this, my plan had a whole lot of being creepy toward you. I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention... I mean it kind of was but it wasn't at the same time, you know.
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Do you forgive me? For stalking you... and filming you... and preparing to kidnap you... It's ok if you don't. I understand.
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Oh. Ok then. Thanks, I guess. I honestly don't know what I'm doing. I just watched some anime, listened to some asmr, and here I am. In a chair. With a bunch of pictures of you on my wall. It took forever to get that many pictures. I had to follow you to work and then wherever else you went and you drive fast like man. Not to mention it costs a ton of money to print out photos these days, you have no idea!
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Ok I know I shouldn't be the one to complain here since I was the one to drastically invaded your privacy but... don't you find that... romantic?
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No? Welp. So much for that then.
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Why are you staring at me like that?
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That, like that, that kind of confused expression. It's cute, but I'm confused. And now I'm making a confused expression. Oh are we twinsies! No that's weird never mind.
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Yes, not weirder than like this entire situation but... never mind that now. Can you just untie me please?
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Pretty please?
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But I love you!
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Yes, I do. I do!
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So, are you just going to keep me here?
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What's your plan?! I'm already in love with you. And if I'm not at work tomorrow my boss will literally kill me.
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No, like literally. She's terrifying.
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Yeah, so can you let me go please?
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Yes, I promise to stop stalking you.
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Yes, I promise to stop taking pictures of you.
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Surprised
What?
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You... want to go out for dinner sometime? Um... yes! Thank you! I love you!
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Oh, thank you. oof my fingers are asleep. Why'd you have to tie the ropes so tight? It was very skilled of you. You're a natural yandere.
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Sigh
Oh, yeah. Um... well this is my house so... do you want to stay or?
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Oh, that's right you do have your harry potter fan club in an hour. Well, I'll see you... or no, I won't because I'm not allowed to follow you around anymore.
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Dinner on Saturday? Uh... yes! Yes, thank you!
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Um ok.. bye. I love you.
Comments
Lol 😂I love that sm
Yandere vids are weird. Some of them are surprisingly wholesome, others... Well others are a thing, I guess. Lol as long as I don't have to listen to a psychotic killer, I'll indulge once in a while. This script, I think I'll enjoy it. Mostly because food... And the acceptance of my nerdy hobbies. Yes I am part of a group of nerds that discusses fantasy stuff like books and movies. Yes it usually devolves into a heated debate about Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, eragorn, dnd, and why critical failure is the best fantasy comedy series ever. Yeah I said it Darrel. And I'll frickin Say it again! Lol tangent there.
