January 2022 Goofoffs...
🕑 Added 2022-01-06 08:57:09 +0000 UTCI'm not doing myself any favors by goofing off like this... I should be getting busy!
Comments
George Humleker Jr.
Damn this was a FINE after Christmas gift! I... had no idea how much I needed some Booty Doc Sonic smut...
rah
I can’t help but hear the classic Sonic theme now, too… and sprinklers. chuk chuk chuk chuk chuk chuk…
JDA
Belatedly, I think Robotnik still works for a genderswapped Eggman; it's just their surname after all. Makes the paperwork harder, admittedly. Also, I hearby dub your version of Eggman: RoHOTnik.
JDA
So good. All of these genderswaps are going on my overlong list of nominations.
MaveriKat
So much Sonic 63... makes up for Sonic 06.
Kaiyeti
So fucking gorgeous and sexy as fuck masterpiece of pure flawless perfection! Also, the Rouges "masterbate" line was hilarious.
JDA
No, I literally know. It was just my silly way of saying 'this pic makes me want more/is in line with what I've been pitching'. I wasn't complaining about anything, or trying to make anything happen. I understand how it works.
Booty Doc
With these I do what I like to see or what I don't see enough of. I can't take requests because I'd never be able to finish them all. Which is why I have the vote. But I'll keep sonic and sally in mind for future, okay? It can't be from filling a request tho. I'll take all the idea suggestions you want to make, however.
JDA
It's hard to know how else to interpret someone feeling like they need to explain the core concept of the way the patreon has always operated for years. That suggests you've assumed a level of ignorance, stupidity, or petulance on another person's part. If that's sincerely how you have fun and interact with people, you need to put more effort in. And frankly? That's giving you the benefit of the doubt, because you've been acting condescending to people for ages, and then made excuses for it that boil down to 'I'm too lazy to put effort into how I communicate, and that's everyone else's problem if they don't like it.'
Daedrius Storm
You need to stop assuming that that's my intention and accept that just like you can make "silly comments" as you say, others can reply to them without it being an attack on you. Seriously, there's no ill will there, so chill a bit with the accusations.
JDA
Yeah. I'm aware, buddy. I've been here for a long time. I can make silly comments without you assuming that I'm actually just some kind of idiot, like usual.
Daedrius Storm
Welp, that's why its a *Goof Off* lol Democracy has no power over those. Unlike your pitch that requires the will of the collective to bear fruit, The Doctor has full control over the Goof Offs lol
JDA
fffffffffFUCK. I am being TAUNTED right now with this Eggman/Rouge doodle after years of trying to get Sonic/Sally off the ground. (EDIT: This was meant to be a silly joke where I flail cartoonishly/get worked up about being tantalized by really good Sonic art/concepts in the midst of my ongoing efforts to get Sonic stuff on the poll. I am literally not angry or frustrated about anything on this patreon.)
Chris Scott
The Robotniks know... Observation is altering the experiment
MaveriKat
Smart Eggs,.
MaveriKat
Well, with Smash coming to an end and Sonic inevitably going home to Sega, it makes sense the Blue Blur took some... "souvenirs"... back with him from Nintendoland.
Kaiyeti
Oh my gods please continue this latest goofoff comic plan please! That beautiful magnificent glorious giant bootylicious thicc ass and thighs of perfection of Dr. Eggma'am needs a glorious fucking! It is truly a majestic breathtakingly masterpiece of pure flawless perfection and I thank you with all my heart and soul my god emperor of awesomeness friend! *yetihug*
Chronozen
We’ll remember Doc. We’re always happy with the content you provide
Mathew322
You should gather up all the goofoffs you've done and do a special poll where one gets turned into a full fledged comic, just a thought.
Booty Doc
If I come up a little short in 28 day feb. please remember the flood of content from this long month?
rah
Great, now I have adult South Park characters in my head… or Chef and their parents…
Kaiyeti
WHAT YOU PLANNING DOC!? *Pointing a R63 crown gun* I'LL DO IT! Seriously though if the sonic universe is getting involved I am assuming since Fem sonic turn the crowns to rings this is how it will work for them?
Booty Doc
I'mma superkingkamehameha tease!
J.L.U.
Rogue and Eggma'am, heh. 😉
rah
ahem.. "HelllLLLO, NURSE!"
Merle Blue
So, uh, about that Rogue...and Egglady...
Darnel D Cooper
Ugh, thanks for the catch
Mathew322
That's Sweetie Bird actually, and Furrball.
Darnel D Cooper
(chuckling) Tweaty with K Y Jelly,... Holy spit.
JDA
I'm really big into the idea of Rouge/Mobian on Human now. Still pining for Sonic/Sally though.
Kaiyeti
Thank you so very much for improving our childhood Doc. You are truly the greatest and best! And damn that birdy got some drumsticks on her.
Daedrius Storm
Ask and ye shall recieve. Its a Goof Off, but there's your Fifi.
Daedrius Storm
You just havent looked hard enough, those 2 have been touched on in a couple of GO pages.
MaveriKat
Fifi is... Le WOW!
Chronozen
Why would the Doc attempt to ruin innocent childhoods like this?! ...Oh right i forgot you did Childhood Missile.
Booty Doc
Not enough hours in the day, ya'll. Not enough.
Kaiyeti
Dr. Eggma'am is fucking GLORIOUS! Just look at those magnificent marvelous gorgeous beautiful thicc thighs! Look at them! You know she has the most beautiful giant bootylicious thicc booty! When video games are back on the list after there hiatus she is either being my pick or have my vote! *flip a table* Fucking hell!
JDA
I was not prepared for Handsome Eggman
MaveriKat
Perfect nickname; "Dr. Eggma'am".
Booty Doc
Dr. Eggmaam.
Yahsho Jinn
I'm surprised that you haven't goofed around with Max Goof and Roxanne.
Strypgia
It will never stop being funny that the Marines made that _official_.
MaveriKat
It's actually much simpler. In the US, (and recently accepted by SEGA Japan) Robotnik is the family name name being Dr. Ivo Robotnik, and "Eggman" being a nickname. So a female Robotnik would be "Dr. Ova Robotnik" and a likely nickname is "Tamago-chan" or "Tamako".
ArcadetheHedgehog
That's the Best Elmyra I ever seen. Please draw Fifi La Fume, Fred.
Darnel D Cooper
Damn,...
Franclee
Is that Elmyra from Tiny Toones?!! Daaaaaaam! I haven't thought about them for a LOOOONG time🤣🤣🤣.......she aged VERY well 🤭
Marc Seebass
So that's Buster Bunny not Master Sargent Bunny (IE Buggs who reached the Rank of Master Sargent In WWII)
Daedrius Storm
Elmyra does clean up very nicely, I also like that she's essentially a fat bottomed girl lol going to have to add this GO to *The List* lol
Haematite
elmira sure does pretty up well
Strypgia
Acme-Ikea instructions... yep, that's gonna keep them busy for _hours_. So will she. ;)
Kaiyeti
I would love to play with this sexy gorgeous cute goddess all day long. Beautiful sexy masterpiece of pure flawless perfection my god emperor of awesomeness friend. Thank you. *yetihug*
Piltheser
Shes going to kill them, isnt she?
Chronozen
Yes you should be getting busy…but there’s so many choices 😈