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January Goof Offs

🕑 Added 2025-01-13 08:26:13 +0000 UTC

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MaveriKat

Doreen Greendottir, Goddess of Squirrels!

Raymond Villasana

Perfection

MaveriKat

Badass!

Daedrius Storm

Preach, Brother!

MaveriKat

These are some peak Doreen images.

TJ

Behold: Thor “Angercock” Odinson.

Darnel D Cooper

Always a fan of spitted Squirrel,....

Daedrius Storm

Squeak squeaker, squeak squeakity! lol

TJ

>Squeaking intensifies

MaveriKat

Seeing Doreen slide into the shower like that? She truly defines, "Thicker, Fuller, Body and Bounce".

Eraldo

I didn't know about that 🤯, thanks for telling me 😂. I only knew that in the comics she and Wolverine had an affair and in the game she has a "tsundere" line saying that she likes Logan

ZeroV60

It makes perfect sense! In the comics Squirrel Girl went on a date with Thor, felt up and named each and every one of his abs :3

Booty Doc

Logan seems to like 'em petite or athlete... Like Jean or Mariko or Lady Deathstrike or -- heck, didn't he and Storm flirt some? Blackpanther? Possibly... I mean he'd probably appreciate all that cushioning. Spidey? I like him with Shulkie too much. Strange? To straitmany Warlock? Possibly Ironfist? Possibly Starlord? A little too every-man. I wanted this squirrel to get some NUT! Thor ? At first no, but wait he's an ASSgardian!!! Gag bonus. He's thic too! (especially where the amusement park is!) soooo that won.

MaveriKat

Not just Ass-Guardians, Doreen. We **all** like 'em THICC! As the commercial will tell you, we like 'em... "THICCER! THICCER! THICCER AND FULLER! WITH BODY! BODY! BODY AND BOUNCE!"

Eraldo

I'm surprised it wasn't Wolverine with Squirrel Girl, but interesting to see more

The14th

Cue the Psycho sting while she's openning the shower door.

J.L.U.

Ass(and tiddy)-gardian 😉

Coffee Sunshine

Doreen never loses. Ass-gardian beware!

FabledEarth 6116

THEM HIPS 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

TJ

Last panel sound effect be like: ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Booty Doc

She was 20 at issue 1, 33 at 300. (Time flowed weird in the high-vibration territory around the battle platform during the timewar, so Penny wound up 45 by the end of 300 and Britanny was 34 by 300 because she skipped 10 years of the war)

Rhearedwing

she aged in comic years.

Miles Gwatidzo

Mr BootyDoc, I have two questions I have been wanting to ask. What is Gina Diggers’ exact age by the end of issue 300 of Gold Digger ? And what age was she all the way back in 1 issue ?

FabledEarth 6116

Of course it’s Thor 🤣

Daedrius Storm

I already love this month's sketch GO lol S.G. is thicker than a Snicker! Goddamn! XD

ZeroV60

Nice to see your take on Squirrel Girl! She's got a cute thicc tummy and thighs! Now let's see her get nuts with Thor...

MaveriKat

Squirrel!

Damo

Actually she's one of Squirrel Girl's arch-enemies (introduced in the disguise of Girl Squirrel) that later became one of her close friends when they joined forces to rid Canada (and the rest of the Americas) of Frost Giants. SG collects villains-turned-friends. You could build a superteam out of all the villains and former-villains that would volunteer to help her move apartments.