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CYOA 10: Kleeg

🕑 Added 2023-06-14 15:52:02 +0000 UTC

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Tourmaline

Personally negative ham was always my favorite comfort food in wizard college, and it's relatively simple to make for a beginner, provided you DON'T GET IT WET BEFORE IT'S COOKED.

Cephala

It's gotta be the New Hollywood Steak if you ask me. Juicy, tender, cooks itself to perfection in just a few minutes, and it only has a 47% chance to awaken itself in the process, what's not to love?

Nurse Shattered

I'd say you want something with a real powerful smell if it's to snap him out of a trance. I'd say make something with arcane cheeses, and you can never go wrong with a good lasagna! I'll link my recipe for Lasaglyphs down here! Just make sure not to use cheese from an exploding cow.

Rocking Space Dragon

Well, I've heard that Wizards love a good COUNTERspell so like, I'd say grab whatever food you all would keep on the countertop and see if you can't make something with that?

Keroro04

What are ya, crazy? The Mobius Pretzel was outlawed across the Galaxy cause of how the food absolutely f**ks with time and space! Do NOT make the Mobius Pretzel! Even in a dream!

Scrumpledorph

It doesn't matter what you make, it just needs to be cooked with Love. Love of course is a notoriously difficult ingredient to source natively, and the subject of countless inquiries as to its sustainability. However since you're in a dreamscape just think really hard about something you love and some should appear.

Keroro04

Gonna be honest, you don’t need to make anything difficult. You just need to cook a Transcendant Peach which can usually be found in the center of the soul (any soul will do), and that alone can make a dish that can transform into whatever the person eating it wants to eat. It will literally solve any and all food related issues.

Cherry Wintersweet

If he's a wizard any kind of strange, magical sounding dish he's never had before should snap him out of it. Do NOT say you're making a literal bowl of never ending nachos he WILL take that literally and eat EVERYTHING. You might also wind up in the nacho dimension if he accidentally casts a teleport but that's less of an issue.

Ian Finnigan

I once heard of a great wizard recipe for nth-dimensional cosmic brownies. Literally cosmic in this case. Though be careful, they're quite unstable and prone to quantum causality inversions if handled without care

Erin Brioche

Ooo! I'm on a massive Mobius Pretzel kick! They're easy to make, even if you're a novice chef mage, and you can twist anything into them! The endless side should create an endless scent.