Announcement - New Changeling Tale Feature! (NSFW)
🕑 Added 2018-04-02 01:37:55 +0000 UTC We're excited to introduce an all new feature coming soon to Changeling Tale:Fae Crates!

Wow!
Inside are all sorts of goodies to help enhance your visual novel experience. Customize your favorite waifu with All New Hats & Outfits:

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Collect new content for our protagonist, too. New Skins for Malcolm let YOU determine just what our hero will transform into! And unlock New Equipment for Malcolm to buff his stats and let nothing stand in his way:

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Some Fae Crates can even contain Exclusive New Romances:

⁻ ᴴᵒʷ ᵈᶦᵈ ˢʰᵉ ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᶠᶦᵗ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜʳᵃᵗᵉ﹖
To extend your gameplay experience, we'll even be placing the TRUE HAREM ENDING in a Fae Crate for maximum unlockable* fun! We hope you agree that optimizing digital monetization also maximizes your enjoyment while you p̶a̶y̶ play to win!
Stay tuned for more details as our lawyers make sure this system is still legal! And thanks again to everyone for your support!
*To unlock a Fae Crate simply send Two Schillings by check or money order to Helmet Fox Productions, and we will mail you a physical key with which to unlock it.
Comments
Little Napoleon
We haven't brought on any guest artists yet but that would definitely be fun! Cora is pretty busy with comics and games of her own, though ^^
mpznrh2989
Oh, so a dragon's really coming to the game, that's amazing! (Will Corablue be partaking with this one, with a guest art?)
Little Napoleon
Haha, sadly her scene is just an April Fools joke and not in the game! But the next romance we will add to Changeling Tale will be the long awaited dragon romance!
mpznrh2989
Will have to try harder to find this dragon, with all my playthroughs I haven't found her anywhere, time to dig deeper! (That's a good excuse as any to play the game some more, isn't it?)
Little Napoleon
Just a little April 1st fun :P
Drek the Bat
Lol alllllmost got me. I was almost gonna say "crates? Really?"
Little Napoleon
I hear the French tank is the most romantic and petite <3
SpecialSpoon
We finally get that GirlxTank romance we've all been waiting for! I ship it!
Latio
no like real austrian schilling ^^
Little Napoleon
Curt & Chuck?
Little Napoleon
Thanks :3
Little Napoleon
We'll all save up and pool our funds for her!
Latio
I have 2 Schilling by my hand ;P
Saurielchanger
Lol that's wonderful
Rastan
I would (actually) like to see this fine dragon gal, but unfortunately I only have a halfpenny on me! Drats! Dx
Little Napoleon
*blinks innocently*
Little Napoleon
If we hit the next funding goal, it's entirely possible that we could get this dragon!
Little Napoleon
:B
Little Napoleon
The opportunity was too good to pass up!
Little Napoleon
Helmets and tank parts also accepted.
Little Napoleon
Choose your champion!
Little Napoleon
*puts them in the durgon's hoard*
Little Napoleon
Those will be in separate WOWhorse boxes!
Darkwalker
For half a second, I thought this post was due to sleep-deprived hallucinations. Then I saw the tags.
Sunblaze
I read an article about lootboxes in adventures yesterday, so while funny sadly there is a serious background to this joke. :( .But for the dragon -> TAKE my money!
Russell Thorne
.....I laughed far harder than I should have.
Tmothy B. Ross
Got bought out by EA I see.
Balina
Look, I have tried to pay you in helmets before. A couple shillings is nothing.
jordan
Or the obligatory battle royale mode?
John de la Ronde
*gives all the schillings!* Durgon!
jordan
What about the horse armour?
Pheagle
But she looks good!
Little Napoleon
A bargain!
Little Napoleon
Sadly I'm sure it's only a matter of time XD
Little Napoleon
Oo boy!
Little Napoleon
Don't just stand there, get her a shirt! D:
Little Napoleon
We'll take it- we're not proud!
Little Napoleon
Cha-ching!
Little Napoleon
That'll be three schillings!
Ngrasta
*Searches closet for 2 schillings* X3
Justin Sheriff
This made me say what for a moment then I laughed then curious but also like why add crates to a VN then again never been done before glad this is April fools.
Wat
I can't wait to pay even more! :V
Pheagle
*stares at the dragon*
Tharkis
*throws a pile of schillings at the screen, there's even a Curt Schilling and a bloody sock in there somewhere*
Zod
Shut up and take my individually rendered gold coins!
Little Librarian
Unlockable goat ending for an extra fee?