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NEW - CT Merch! (NSFW)
🕑 Added 2023-04-01 12:53:44 +0000 UTCWhile Wat and I've been publicly working on pins, stickers, dakis and the art book, our R&D division (led by Nocturn3) has been secretly developing some exclusive Changeling Tale merchandise -- and we're excited to say these brand new items are available NOW, today only!
Let's take a look!
Marion-Os: Start your day off right with Marion-Os™! Filling and containing a full day's worth of vitamins and minerals, a bowl of Marion-Os™ will keep your tummy full and happy all day!
Wulver's Wrath: Feeling tired? Need a kick in the ass? Something that will engage your "Flight or Fight" response? Try WULVER'S WRATH™! A blend of Caffeine, Taurine, CoQ10, Benzoylmethylecgonine and Yerba Mate that will keep you awake and strong enough to break a rifle in half!* Feel the call of the wild! Drink Wulver's Wrath today!
*(Note: Claims of superhuman strength have not been proven true by the FDA)
Grace's Grand Brand Beauty Cream: Made with all natural ingredients, Grace's Grand Brand Beauty Cream™ is guaranteed to leave your skin feeling soft and smelling good. From a few drops for your hands to a hearty glob for your legs, this creamy goo will do right by you!
Again, these exciting items are available today (April 1st) only, so be sure to put in your orders today!
And our enormous thanks to Nocturn3 for developing these while the rest of the team has been working on Changeling Tale proper!
Comments
Little Napoleon
Let us know how they fare against the competition!
Some Foxy
One of each please, for science of course!
Jonathan Kevin Broadhead
It's a good job that I live in a city with a dock I will let the harbour Master to prepare for your arrival.
Little Napoleon
We'll send a fully loaded container ship to your address shortly!
Little Napoleon
Satisfaction guaranteed!
Little Napoleon
Please drink responsibly :P
Jonathan Kevin Broadhead
This is what I put my money aside for I would like to have one of everything please in every flavor.
luigidragon54
I will take a pack of all three, will keep me going for a long while.
KC
I'd get a 12 pack of Wulver's Wrath in a hot second. 😀
Little Napoleon
You have a fine eye for quality!
OmniOtter
I'll take one of each!
EggBoi_McNugget
I just want cereal
Little Napoleon
We're working on real merch and hope to have some ready when we launch the game! We'll continue to share sneak peeks of them as we go!
EggBoi_McNugget
This false sense of hope saddens me ;-;
Little Napoleon
Good point!
Anguis
Yeah, that cereal should be in everything BUT vanilla!
Little Napoleon
These'll be the big hit products of 2023.
Little Napoleon
All thanks to Nocturn for whipping these up for us for today's post! :P
Jared K Gonzalez
I was so excited when I saw the email, and was looking at the items. Then I noticed the Date. You got me good 👍
Stefan Gneuß
Cool nice idea.
