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Hinata and Tsunade - Naruto's Joy
🕑 Added 2025-12-24 15:51:14 +0000 UTCHinata: Naruto, just relax and keep the blindfold on, okay?
Naruto: I’m relaxed. Mostly. But I feel like I should be nervous.
Tsunade: That’s a healthy instinct.
Naruto: …Wait. Why do I hear two people?
Hinata: Because I asked Lady Tsunade for a little advice.
Naruto: Advice usually doesn’t involve standing on both sides of me.
Tsunade: You’d be surprised how effective positioning can be.
Naruto: This already feels very strategic.
Hinata: I just thought… maybe you’d enjoy something different tonight.
Naruto: Different how?
Tsunade: Less thinking. More reacting.
Naruto: That explains the blindfold.
Hinata: Is it working?
Naruto: Yes. I have no idea where to focus and it’s extremely distracting.
Tsunade: Good. You’ve been a hero too long. Time to be overwhelmed.
Naruto: I don’t know if I should thank you or apologize in advance.
Hinata: You can thank me later.
Tsunade: See? Much spicier already.
Naruto: I admit it. This was a very good idea.
Hinata: I’m glad you think so.
Tsunade: I’ll leave you two to… continue the experiment.
