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51 The Inevitable PHO Interlude
🕑 Added 2023-05-12 00:04:14 +0000 UTCA/N: Just an FYI, but idk how this site is going to take the formatting for this chap, so if it looks wild just give it a minute or two for me to fix it and then reload it :)
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Pulling in to New York, I can't help but be struck by just 𝘩𝘰𝘸 many people there are.
I knew, intellectually, that the Big Apple is the biggest, most populated city in the US, but that doesn't change the fact that I've grown up moving between small towns, like Utica, which had a population of around two thousand.
Compared to New York's eight 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 or so, it's a rather insignificant number.
Point is, I'm not really used to all these crowds, though I can't even imagine how I'd be reacting if I hadn't already spent some time in Columbus, which is also pretty big, just less dense.
But I deal, and it only takes me a little while to find a nice, out of the way hotel I can stay in for a bit.
...Okay, it took me over an hour and I might have gotten lost a couple of times.
It's a big city and there are a lot of things everywhere.
It's all honestly very distracting and I don't think I really like it.
After all, I live for the simple things in life, like solitaire.
God, if solitaire was a real human, I would totally fuck them, regardless of gender.
Anyway.
Seeing as it is already dark, and I am tired from the drive, I decide against doing anything in what's left of the day and decide to just chill inside instead.
After chilling and playing games on my phone for a bit, I decide to open up PHO to see if anything interesting is going on, or if there's anyone I can easily shitpost.
Gotta love bullying people online.
Only, I quickly see a 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 interesting thread indeed and decide to make a new account to commemorate it.
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♦ Topic: HOLY FCUK YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!
In: Boards ► Ohio ► Columbus ► Recent Events
JarOfOz (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (Not a real jar)
Posted On Jan 1st 2008:
Holy Crap guys,
for those that are somehow unaware and didn't watch the livestream that was happening on FoolsNet.net, (the video is still available there, but I wouldn't recommend it for anyone faint of heart) there was a MASSIVE cape fight literally like, twenty minutes ago from posting this.
Tho again, if you haven't seen it, it IS hella gory, no censorship, especially at the end. *Shivers*
I don't know what he did, but that metal guy didn't deserve that.
Anyway, I have no idea what the lead up to these events were, as I live elsewhere, so if anyone is In The Know, please enlighten us.
Also, I got this screenshot [IMAGE] which shows just about everyone facing each other just before the fight really started, and as you can see, it's a whole lotta capes, even without all of them being in the pic!
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►FoolishEndeavours (Verified Cape) (Verified Fool)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Glad you enjoyed the show!
Unfortunately there is nothing else in the works right now, but stay tuned and you will be the first to hear when there's a new show! ;)
►Oglan (Snek)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
:)
►Sam SomLop
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Holy crap... I think I might need a change of pants after watching that.
How did she even get up after that? She had a Hole in her Heart as well as having her Entire Head reduced to mush. That's the two things that are usually enough to end most regenerators but she shrugged it off like nothing.
►Rrrrt (Temp-Banned)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Talk about opening up to the world lmao.
►Smitty
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Rrrrt - Are you seriously joking about this right now?
Also, is no one going to talk about how it was actually the Heroes that started killing people first?
►Llosa
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
I heard from a friend who's dad's co-workers' cousin knows a guy who knows a guy who is tight with some people of the more unsavoury kind and apparently that lady in the prison 'fit (Tear? I think?) did something or other that pissed off both the gangs in the video and I guess they mutually decided to fuck her up.
...clearly that didn't go too well for them, but them's the brakes I guess. (What does that even mean anyway?)
►Carbonkenny (Banned)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
I can't believe Tiamat got speared like that, can anyone confirm if she's like, actually dead or what?
Cuz if she is gone then it means the monster capes just lost like, a significant portion of their firepower
►ChaoticThief
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Carbonkenny - First off, they are called Case 53's, or irregulars. It's offencive to call them monster capes. Secondly, why are you talking about them like we're at war or something? Case 53's aren't some whole new race asshole.
Does anyone know what the death count is? Also, what happened to that flying woman and the sword guy without a shirt?
►JarOfOz (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (Not a real jar)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
ChaoticThief - I know right? They sort of just fucked off and never came back... maybe they ended up having a steamy romeo/juliet moment?
Rrrrt - You shouldn't say things like that, some people are really sensitive and if they hear it they'll just Come Apart By The Seams
►Rrrrt (Temp-Banned)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
JarOfOz - You're right, I'd hate to see someone Explode over something like this
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►Kane44 (Veteran Member)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Anyone got any idea why she turned into a giant monster at the end there?
Also, is it just me, or did anyone else get reminded of Crawler when she came back all monster-y like that?
Not to mention, apparently she eats people? Am I the only one making the comparisons in my head right now?
►Michael Petty (Verified Petty) (Temp-Banned)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Lol, OP can't even spell fuck, what a looser
►Danger321456
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
FoolishEndeavours - Aren't you the guy who streamed this? You should know why this was happening right?
►Carbonkenny (Banned)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
ChaoticThief - Don't act like they see us as equals, the simple fact is that we are not the same, and I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to do some genocidal shit so that they aren't the minority anymore
Michael Petty - Oh the irony
Also, I think it's probably a bit too early to bemaking any connections to the Slaughterhouse 9
►FoolishEndeavours (Verified Cape) (Verified Fool)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Of course I know~ It might not be as grandiose as you think though~
The simple truth is that I asked Tear to give me a good show, so that I could start my career with a Bang, so to speak.
Frankly I never expected it to be such a loud bang, but I can't say I'm disappointed~
►ChaoticThief
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Carbonkenny - Did you seriously just suggest that Case 53's will GENOCIDE everyone else? The fuck is wrong with you?
►JayFireBlood
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
ChaoticThief - I can kind of see where he's coming from to be fair, cuz with people like him being assholes and discriminating for no reason, there's probably plenty of resentment being built up. Not that I think they would ever do something like that, cuz they are still human, even if they look a lil diff
►TinMom (Moderator) (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Please keep the discussion on topic, if you have other things to talk about there are other boards, also please tone down the discrimintation.
Also, keep in mind that NSFW videos, images and links will result in a ban. I won't lock the thread purely because it only gives the name of the site rather than any links, but you're skirting the line.
►Carbonkenny (Banned)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
JayFireBlood - 'Look a lil diff' he says. Bitch please, there's a reason there called monster capes, they look nothing like us.
I mean, just look at the one in the video? I'm not sure if you missed it, but SHES A FREAKIN DRAGON!!
How can you see someone like that and say that they are just like us? Can you breathe fire?
I think they should start trying to cure the freaks, I'm sure some cape could do it
►TinMom (Moderator) (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Jan 1st 2008:
Aaaaand that's enough of that.
Seriously, what did I just say? Keep the discussion to the topic of the thread or I WILL lock it.
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►JarOfOz (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (Not a real jar)
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
TinMom - Oh almighty moderator, I won't get in trouble if the thread gets locked right? It's not my fault.
P.s how can I prove that I am in fact, a real jar?
►GenericKane
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
Kane44 - I am the real Kane and I Will fight to prove it
JarOfOz - Don't give the shipping fanfiction writers ideas, you know how they get, also, if you send a video of a jar somehow typing a post, I'm sure they'll give you the tag
►Eggmanstan
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
I know it's kind of fucked up... but did anyone else actually kind of enjoy the stream? I don't know what it is, but that Fool guy has a kind of energy to him that just makes him fun to listen too, especially the way he was desperately trying to keep up with the action.
►Nibbashamble
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
Anyone know what she's doing now? Or what she's going to be doing at least? If she even survives the next 24 hours anyway
►Shed a Tear (Unverified Cape) (Banned)
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
Nibbashamble - If you wanna know what I'm doing you can just ask you know?~
►Nibbashamble
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
Holy shit are you really the one in the vid? How are you alive? Oh and yea, what are you doing now, i guess
►Shed a Tear (Unverified Cape) (Banned)
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
'Course it's me~ as for what I'm doing?~ Simple really~ I'm fucking your mom! Haha get rekt loser, i'm going to find you.
►TinMom (Moderator) (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
Please do not make threatening statements and remember to keep things civil, threats on a real life person will result in a ban.
►Fisch in 1 Bowl (✷‿✷)
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
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►Oglan (Snek)
Replied On Jan 4th 2008:
:)
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Putting the phone down, I stare into space for a moment with a slowly growing amused smile.
That's got to be some kind of record right?
I've had this account for less than an hour and it's already banned for the next week.
Whatever, I don't really care to be honest, because while it is nice to see people taking notice of my play, I also don't really care, since I did it for my own amusement anyway.
And speaking of my own amusement, I should really think about what I am going to do now that I'm here.
Honestly, I don't really feel like getting into more fights so soon, so I'd rather find something else to do, at least for a short while anyway.
Though, what am I supposed to do then? What do people do for fun when they don't have powers?
Go clubbing? I guess?
Eh, fuck it. I will go clubbing.
Who knows, maybe it will actually be interesting?
It's something to cross of my bucket list at least.
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A/N: He~llo! Dear readers!
So! It wouldn't be much of a wormfic without at least one PHO interlude. There probably won't be any more of these, but there might, idk, it was a bit of a bitch to write, even with the worm pho interlude wizard to help me.
Also, I took the liberty of using some of my dear readers' names, so if you want me to not do that, just say so
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