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♦ Topic: What the fuck.
In: Boards ► U.S.A ► Colorado ► Denver ► Recent Events
Aloha (Original Poster)
Posted On Feb 2nd 2008:
So, I was just making my way home after hanging out with some friends when all of a sudden, A FUCKING SUPERNOVA EXPLODED IN THE SKY!! TWICE!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME AM I GOING TO DIE?!?
I only got my phone out by the time the second blast hit, but you can still see the after effects of the first in this video [LINK]
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►Carbonkenny (Temp-Banned)
Replied On Feb 2nd 2008:
Yup. Looks like it's too late for you.
Good luck in the next life.
For real tho, the fuck are you talking about? I get that cape fights can be exciting but you don't have to exadurate(how the fuck do you spell that?) so much.
Edit: ok nvm, I just saw a the whole thing on FoolsNet, your reaction was completely understandable, have a good day
►Brilliger (Moderator: Protectorate Main)
Replied On Feb 2nd 2008:
This thread is going to be locked, if you wish to discuss today's events there is a separate thread for that, please head over there and stop cluttering up the boards.
We get it, everyone else in Denver saw it, no need to make a million threads about it.
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♦ Topic: A Wonderful Show!
In: Boards ► U.S.A ► Colorado ► Denver ► Recent Events
FoolishEndeavours (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Verified Fool) (Temp-Banned)
Posted On Feb 2nd 2008:
Greetings one and all!
For those of you living in Denver, I'm sure that you must have witnessed quite the lightshow just a few minutes ago. I'm sure you're curious as to what it was, that is if you don't already know.
Well, that was my dear friend Tear getting smacked around, I mean, fighting with the valiant Hero known as Extinction (such a Heroic name).
The aftermath of the fight is clear for all to see, but if you wish to watch the process, here it is [VIDEO] or you can find the whole thing archived on FoolsNet by just clicking here [LINK]
Happy Thursday!
Mod Edit: This thread has reached it's post limit. A sequel thread has been made for any further discussion - Brilliger
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►Eggmanstan
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Holy shit that wad sfuckign insane. Motherfucker really beat the shit out of her for like the entire fight.
wonder if she even survived that? I mean she didn't die when she got fucked up last time.
... hey now that I think about it, aren't we two for two on Tear getting absolutely buttfucked in these videos? good job she can heal huh
►Carbonkenny (Temp-Banned)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Jesus H christ on a holy cracker what the heck did I just watch?
First off, I will eat my shoe if she's still alive after this, secondly, did Extinction die too? also how many other people just sorta died in the crossfire, it's the afternoon in the middle of a city. Death tolls gotta be high right?
►JarOfOz (Veteran Member) (Actually a Jar)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Holy crap, it's Tear again!
She really doesn't do things by half does she? And why is she always starting fights if she's just going to get beat up anyway?
►Sam SomLop
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
I thought she was in NY fighting it out with Butcher like, less than a month ago. What is she doing literally on the other side of the country?
►Bagrat (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Ok I'm just going to leave this here to clear things up for anyone not in the know.
At exactly 7pm yesterday, the villain known as Tear walked into one of the US Bank Branches in Denver and in a move eerily similar to the events of December 29th last year ([LINK] for more on that) she didn't steal anything and immediately surrendered upon the arrival of a pair of Heroes, Extinction and Jet.
However, for reasons unknown Extinction did not seem to want to accept her surrender. Instead he took the opportunity to attack right away, starting the fight you can see in the OP link.
Exact numbers for property damage and lives lost is currently still being calculated, but the former is well over $400 million dollars by now and the death doll is rapidly climbing to the tens of thousands.
Riots have also started to spread as it was ostensibly the Heroes fault for the loss of life, as only Extinction has that kind of explosive energy type of power, with Tear being more of a Brute.
Denver itself is getting incredibly chaotic thanks to all of this, especially since the blast destroyed a union train station and there is even talk of calling in the National Guard, but we'll have to wait and see on that.
No news on whether either of the combatants survived just yet, though it is likely they are both dead. It just hasn't been confirmed yet.
Other than that, Extinction was rated Blaster 8, Brute 7 and Mover 6 so if Tear really is alive then her ratings are looking to be changed to Changer 8, Brute 7, Mover 3 and Thinker 1
Edit: Tear has been confirmed to have survived... as you will see if you just keep reading this thread
►ChaoticThief
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Is it just me or does she keep getting scarier?
She isn't like the Faery Queen right? Like, she isn't just gonna keep getting more powerful the more she like, eats people or something right? Right?
►Rrrrt (Temp-Banned)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Talk about going out with a bang lmao.
Wonder if Extinction had a bad experience with clowns when he was a kid or something and that's why he blew up?
►Holy_Suzuki
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
JarOfOz - Hey I see you got that tag after all. Wait does that mean you are actually, literally a Jar? Tf?
Does anybody have any idea why the Hero just went ham on her like that? I mean, I get she's a villain and all, and that the last time she surrendered at a bank a whole lot of people died, but like, really?
►Dao_of_Bibliomania
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
It's just wild to me that that whole fight lasted like, less than ten minutes and now there's a bit ol' hole in the city and a whole lot of people dead.
...parahumans are scary
►Mac's Dual Rocket Propelled Grenades
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
But did you see that explosion though? So beautiful.
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►Nibbashamble
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Holy shit, mommy Tear strikes again!
She is seriously a terrifying cape. Is it weird that I find that hot?
►Shed a Tear (Verified Cape) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
I know where you live. Want me come peg you?
►Nibbashamble
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
uhhhhh....
I think that's enough internet for today. If you all don't mind me, I'm going to move overseas.
►Shed a Tear (Verified Cape) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Come on, don't be a pussy. I thought I was hot?
If you run I will catch you and rip your heart out. Stay where you are,
►Nibbashamble
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
.....
►TinMom (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Shed a Tear - Please refrain from threatening harm as it is against the rules. I've given you an infraction and if you do so again then you will be banned... again.
►Shed a Tear (Verified Cape) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
TinMom - suck a dick
►TinMom (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
Shed a Tear - ...You do realise I'm a Mod right? I swing my banhammer with great joy, so bye bye.
►FoolishEndeavours (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Verified Fool) (Temp-Banned)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
lmao what a loser. I swear you spend more time banned than not on this site. Maybe stop insulting everyone?
Oh wait, you can't answer can you? Haha
Edit: I forgot you had my number. I am very sorry and didn't mean anything I said. Also,
TinMom - Tear says to say that you're a 'dumb bitch cunt that's probably not touched grass since the day you were dropped on it head first as a child and that you should find yourself a particularly juicy cucumber as you'll never be able to get a real man'
Please don't ban me, saying my arm was twisted would be an understatement here.
►TinMom (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
FoolishEndeavours - Rules are rules I'm afraid. But considering the circumstance I'll let you off with only a two day ban :)
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►Oglan (Snek)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
:)
►Fisch in 1 Bowl (✷‿✷)
Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:
(❁´◡`❁)
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"Interesting"
Deep inside of an old, disused Endbringer shelter that never actually finished construction and whose records of being built no longer exist sits a man.
He is dressed in a black full body suit that's only decoration is a white stencil of a snake coiling around his body, it's head ending over his own.
The suit has no eyeholes and is tight enough that you can see his individual ribs and joints, showing just how skinny the man is.
This is a man who knows many things.
From his business in New York, he knows Uppercrust and through that, he knows of a fairly new cape called Tear.
He knows that Uppercrust hired her to fight the Butcher and he knows that she was successful.
He knows that less than a full month after that, she is next seen in Denver, fighting one of the strongest Heroes in the nation.
He knows that despite really losing the fight, she was the only one to come out alive and he knows that the city descended into chao not even a full day after she showed her face.
He also knows, that shortly after that, a branch of the Elite moved into the city and started taking over the local underworld with record breaking speed.
For a man who knows so much, it does not take much inference to realise that Tear was likely hired by the Elite to 'prepare' the city for integration.
But with the knowledge he possesses, he is fully aware of the type of person someone like Tear is and he knows she would not submit herself to the Elite.
That makes her something more of a mercenary.
Knowledge is power and power is wealth. A man who has a lot of knowledge can easily gain a lot of money.
Enough to hire a clearly incredibly competent mercenary for instance.
"Interesting indeed."
Of course, the only question then is how one would get in contact?
But for a man so knowledgeable, such a task will be one of ease.
The real question, is whether or not her actions have been a fluke, or if she will truly be capable of providing on whatever it is she is hired for.
Questions, questions.
Alas, all will be revealed with time, and if there is one thing this man has, besides his knowledge, it is time.
Plans within plans.
Either way, the man would not usually consider her necessary if not for the fact that there is a big scary dragon sleeping on the mountain of gold that he so desperately seeks.
And who better to fight off a dragon, than a monster of your own?
Leaning back in his chair, the man smiles as if the entire world is bare before him and victory already in his grasp.
After all, to a man who can change fate, the world is already his. It just doesn't know it yet.
Comments
Lucy Edwards
lmao, the hellsing monstrosity thing is kind of what I'm going for, so don't expect so many laser beams. Extinctions power was a form of internal energy. You could think a bout it like his power turning him into a nuclear furnace, so the effect it will have on her will be something more on the line of enhancing the 'energy' of her Rc cells, thus increasing her insane regen even further while making her kaguna all much more dense. Though, her ukaku, the wings, are her ranged weapon, so maybe at some point she'll get to do some cool move like holding her wings together to launch a mega laser or something, goku style lol
Scarletmenace
That explains how she can break off chunks of her kagune for traps with that girl that was essentially buggy from one piece. Also, God, I wonder what extinction will do to her then, even if she only ate a small chunk. I’m imagining her ribbons shooting lasers like shin Godzilla’s tails lol. Also she’s on her way to be some freaky hellsing Alucard monstrosity at this rate and I looooove it.
Lucy Edwards
Also yeah, if you look real close there have been a couple of extremely subtle references to her power growing in line with the capes she's eaten. For example the electricity in her Ukaku(wings) is from when she ate Zap and the shapeshifting is from eating Morrigan :)
Lucy Edwards
Indeed, who are we all anyway? Are we the person we think we are? Or are we the person we are seen as to be? Questions questions
ChaoticThief
I wonder who I am. Questions questions
Scarletmenace
I fucking love the online shitposting segments, and it’s clear you have too much fun writing ‘em. I also think I know who ChaoticThief is, and that poor girl most likely hit the nail on the head if I can guess where you’re taking her powers further from here.
