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How to H-Class
🕑 Added 2019-12-08 19:32:41 +0000 UTCNext video is a How to featuring top tier German BBs in one sweep (Bismarck/FdG/G.K) with the main focus being the FdG. Its gonna be my first attempt of putting 3 ships on one video but if you would like to read the script below I think you can understand why.
The H class battle wagons are the proposed brainchild of the white Neanderthals (Lol Nazis), who thought that adding more steel to a problem, is the key to achieve world domination
But unlike their never unwise Eastern Ally (Japan), who managed to build-and waste 3 cruise ships (Yamato/Musashi/Shinano), the German just cannot wait to visit their neighbors before Christmas, so they use the steel to create their Blitzkrieg army instead
Fortunately the Germans eventually lost-and now the world is a much happier place, so now we have a pixel version of the H class. but it is made by the Russians, which means it gets special Russian treatment, be it good or bad
We start with the infamous "I detonate your pride" (Bismarck), an excellent ship well known for its great armor, handling, secondaries, and hydro, making it a great all around BB suitable for anyone,
Even with its least desireable guns, but as i have shown on the previous guide, it doesn't matter if you can stay afloat, and this ship is the literal textbook of how to do exactly that
So obviously there won't be any problem with simply resizing everything to fill the rest of the tiers, but people are just too stupid to realize, that everytime they expand something it always end in a failure
The result is the Freaking Dumb Goon (FdG), a massive floating pork knuckle that people cannot miss, figuratively and literally,
How could someone ignore this thing, it is so big, it probably has its own gravity that attracts shells and torpedoes,
Yet people thought it still functionally the same as the Bismarck, that is a frontline tank who absorb hits and whittle down anyone with secondaries, because that is what the German BB are designed for
However, considering that every random battle is basically your typical group project, taking damage should not be your priority, unfortunately stupid people still holding on to that tanking mentality
Which causes them to end up in stupid places and get focused before they able to do anything, now go figure,
If you have the slightest ability to think, you would realize that the best way to perform well, is to not take hits at all, so you play the Freaking Dumb Goon as a super heavy cruiser,
Keeping the ship atleast 15km from your biggest threat which are mainly HE spammer, as having impenetrable armor is just irrelevant against fire, especially against these things
What most people don't know, is that it can get 23 seconds reload on its 406 , that's a whole 3 seconds faster than most high tier BB, allowing it to squeeze opportunistic shots despite having less than ideal accuracy
Unintentionally making it one of the best platform to deal with cruisers, by constantly pumping shells until they bail or die, you will appreciate every second it saves when reloading, you can even blast DD with HE and hope you have thought about new penetration joke
As for enemy BB, you either ignore them, or give them some HE, because you want the enemy to think that you are stupid, giving you more time to farm damage
You want to conserve enough HP for late game, where you'll be dealing with enemy BB who did absolutely nothing
This is where the freaking dumb goon becomes so incredibly dense you rather have a conversation with a brick wall instead, especially when its properly angled, as you fool the enemy into shooting its uneccesarily thick side armor
You use this advantage to slap foolish try hard russians who thought they won the war singlehandedly and doesn't believe operation barbarossa ever happened
As for the FdG itself, you only upgrade the engine and the hull, ignoring the dank gun, nobody have time to grind for it anyway
Now come join the boring club to comfortably grind the f d g and easily gather enough experience to get the...
(G.K comes)
If you ever wondered what growth hormone does to a ship, this is the best example of it, you end up building a capital ship, and just like a capital, it contains absolutely nothing but bullshit
If the FdG has the gravity to attract munitions, the "gross curry" has enough gravity to attract wehraboos with superiority complex due to its size
Unlike the FdG, which gets the aformentioned fast reloading German guns, the curry gets a faux Russian one instead, that reloads and turns slower, making it less flexible than its predecessor, hell the ship itself has less armor
All of that just to get more HP, which are again irrelevant against fire, i won't even touch secondaries because lets be honest it takes a special kind of stupid to get killed by it
If you really want to make this ship work, and i mean actually work, you must put it strictly into the boring zone, you go full concealment and tank build, you snipe, and angle away from anything, as you have better turret angle when shooting whatever is behind you,
With 12 shells you do get more alpha, but less opportunities, so make your shots count, and while there are no significant difference between the 406 and the 420, you want to get the latter, since it has Yamato gun sound, which is the only redeeming aspect on this ship,
You can even use the front two guns and get good result, because Yamato gun sound,
With Yamato gun sound, you can do anything, and be as accurate as the Yamato itself, believe in this so you can avoid people that confronted you with evidence to the contrary (Just like religion)
Do you know what else you can avoid, danger pylons with bad intentions
(Torpbeats)
This is how you build Germania
You use the totally not boring skill build, and the totally unique upgrades, then forget everything else, no fun allowed when you are already a complete mess,
But if you are really persistent on going with secondaries builds, i'm not gonna hold you captive, just saying that this is no longer the fun zone
And this culminates into one conclusion, why, the entire line is basically a dunning-kruger tech tree, that gets slapped even harder with all the premiums from the winning team
You do not learn how to play these ships, these ships teaches you instead, to get the American or the French and never look back, unless you really like dying
These are great ships for stupid people and against stupid people, thankfully you do get lots of them in random battles
Comments
Yuro
Well, sorry about that but i couldn't find a way to sell these ships since its being powercreeped so hard :(
Adam Brooker
Hey.... I really like playing German ships, I'm not stupid.... :-(
