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Name Poll (Parody Play)
🕑 Added 2025-06-18 03:08:09 +0000 UTCOkay folks, it's time. Time to vote on the name of the "Ember Island Players"-style play that MC is about to witness at the Ascendancy Festival. Time to figure out exactly what abomination Chandry has been concocting in the background all this time. Keep in mind that you're voting for maximum cringe factor--for a name that conveys the depth and seriousness and high-minded literary pretentiousness of actors that have no idea what they're talking about but think they're a part of the next great masterpiece--not necessarily the title that you personally like best! Vote for the horror your MC is going to feel when they see this name on a playbill or flier and realize that it's a play based on them and the Shepherds' exploits!
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Min
i love 'the hounds of haven' but 'heralds of the dawn' sounds so perfectly pretentious and ridiculous. on the theatre side it's, "this is our best coming masterpiece yet!" and on the shepherd's side it's "what in heaven's name does that even mean???"
Cattro
I'm so excited for how cringe this play will be. I'm so sorry Red because we will be watching this whole thing 😂
