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🕑 Added 2021-09-16 13:31:00 +0000 UTC

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Bridget

Steve— have you heard from Kevin lately?

Melissa Fradkin

Do you think vampires and humans can co-exist? (Correct answer is no. Google it)

Legendary_Pandabear

I'd wager you're safer with the tattoo... Wouldn't want to attract a stray Librarian 😏

Micheal R Meyer

Long time listening, never written in, but with Halloween approaching do either of you have an opinion on Vampires and Werewolves and such.

Ollie

If there were a rabbit in the moon, who in town would he consume?

Ashley Cool

I'm not sure if this has been asled already but, Steve, I would like your scone recipe. I hear that you make the best scones in Night vale and I have a big party coming up so I thought I would impress my friends by making scones. I can't seem to get the ratio of fresh goats blood and salt right.

James LEE

Steve was always the one that saw past the shadows behind the curtains of Night Vale. I wonder if he still feels Cecil isn't able to see the same world he does?

Doni Payne

For Cecil and Steve: Have either of you been to the ocean? Aside from the spot on the boardwalk where if you stand just right you can see the ocean.

Victoria miles

Is there a spring equinox

Megan Denny

Hey, Steve! How have you been lately? How’s Abby? Hey there, Cecil! How can I tell if someone really likes me or, for that matter, really exists?

april christine

Question for Cecil: Should I spend my last $500 on a tattoo or on books? Let me know what's the wiser choice :)

Ashley Stern

Hi there, everyone! My question is for either or both of you. Most people I know picked up a habit that is totally benign but also absolutely unhinged over the last two years. My partner and I named all the neighborhood dogs that walk by our apartment. (There's Beef, Meatball, Alfalfa, Rodger, George, Pierre, Killer, Biscuit and many more) My question is: what is your benign but unhinged new habit?

Jenna Durie

Steve: what are your favourite things about Abby and Janice?

Jenna Durie

Cecil: What is the most rewarding part of living in Night Vale?

Cal Bucher

To Cecil: How are you feeling about the Desert Bluffs merger now that it's been a while?

Cal Bucher

To Steve Carlsberg: What is your favorite pattern that you've found in the sky?

rillian

Can you order fruit off of Laura at the Moonlite All-Nite?

Bianca Frew

If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Brooklynn Downing

Cecil: You talked about watercolor painting when Carlos was in the Desert Otherworld, so I was just wondering if you like drawing or anything like that, and what’s your favorite thing to paint? Steve: Since Cecil and Carlos have Aubergine and Khoshekh (how are they doing, by the way?), I was wondering if you, Abby, and Janice have any pets that you know of.

Pamela Green

Steve: Can you tell us about your relationship with your namesake, Esteban?

V

Cecil: how do you feel about other people being named Cecil? I'm trans, and Cecil is the name I chose as my new name, but wanted to know how you feel about that.

Shawn Havery

Steve: What does invisible pie taste like? I've heard some good things about it, and how it's an underappreciated dessert option that tastes great, without being too filling. But what, precisely, is that taste? Can you describe it for us?

Shawn Havery

https://xkcd.com/555/

David M

I've tried improving my guitar playing through practice and blood sacrifice, not my own of course. Although I do give out suckers after, and of course I shove soft cheeses and meat in the sound hole of my acoustic. I digress though, what can I do to get that screaming lead tone that I hear in my waking dreams about giant radioactive hamsters?

Avery Lewis

Faceless Old Woman, how do you feel about equestrians?

Avery Lewis

Carlos, what’s your favorite lab coat? Where’d you get it?

DeAnne French

Cecil, what is the most recent concert to come to Night Vale on tour? Steve, how is your daughter doing?

O.

Cecil, when on earth did you get a child? Did I miss a radio announcement? Congrats!

Edward Viveiros

Dear Cecil, has the city ever clarified where we are to take our physical waste? Since the new dump opened, I have been able to trash my guilt of existence but not the evidence of it.

Dior Nishite

Probably Almond Flour...unless nuts are banned too 😂😂😂

Quinn M

Seconding the scone recipe question!! Since wheat and wheat-byproducts are banned in Night Vale, what flour do you use for the scones?

Please Help me studios

To both of you, what’s living with Abby like? Any fun stories you’d like to share? Same with Janice!

Nikolas Dahn

Steve: I noticed a hole in the great chart that explains it all, but what is missing and what lives at the fringes? Cecil: have you ever placed two mirrors in front of each other?

Joyce Kolberg

Did I miss it? What happened to the kittens? No unhappy endings I hope!

Gemma Thomson

Dear Cecil and Steve, As a married person myself—and thus someone who also found herself having 'in-laws'—I'm curious to know: what has it meant to you both to be a family bound by law, given all the curious rituals that entails?

Sam Howard

Both: Have you ever seen STEVE in the night sky over Night Vale? While not as complex as the message from Huntokar, they are are beautiful and even share Steve's name! http://blog.aurorasaurus.org/?p=891

Vivika Kerridge

Whatever happened with Station Management and City Council? Could those two crazy cats ever make it work?

Tobias Orlik

For Cecil: What ever happened to Koshekh's kittens? How are they? To Steve Carlsberg: How long have you known Cecil?

Dmitri clark

To Steve and Cecil: what are your guys’ pronouns? Mine are he/they :)

Còiseam

To both, what did Woden whisper in Balder's ear at the latter's funeral?

Sarah K

Dear Cecil and Steve - I just started a new college semester with brand-new roommates, who seem very nice so far. However, one of them brought with her a few fish that we set up in the common area. I think there are more every time I look but she doesn't seem concerned. I think their eyes follow me too much so I've been holed up in my room. How do I politely address this?

Julia Kringlen

Hi guys! Woo! What do you do when you can't sleep?

Marc Sebes

Cecil, are you? I mean, are you really?

Nico Price

Question for both! Growing up in Night Vale what were some of your favorite activities?

Keelin Lawlor

Hey there Cecil, I've been watching a lot of cartoons this year for comfort, do you have some favourite cartoons from your past that you remember? Tell us a bit about them

Psyche Zarah

Cecil: do you have any tattoos? If you had to get one, what would it be?

ArreisStörmQuest

Steve: Bake-off! You and Cecil. Who wins? Cecil: So...mirrors?

Chloe Bennett

For both: What's the perfect comfort food when it's all just a bit too much?

Nash B.

For both: if you could concisely describe yourself (visually, spiritually, metaphysically, or otherwise) how would you do it?

Paul Hawkins

A question for both Steve and Cecil: Who is the best singer between the two of you?

Dior Nishite

Steve, what is your infamous scone recipe? Please, I need a step-by-step on how you make it. Otherwise, do you know how to make Invisible Pie? Cecil, do you sing? If so, can you sing us a bit? Or are you more of a dancer? Or both?

Cas O'kelly

To Steve: are your parents still around? If so, how do they feel about Abby and Janis? Has Janis had the opportunity to meet her grandparents? To Cecil: What's your most vivid childhood memory with no reason? Rather than something easy to recognize as formative, something you recall with crystal clarity that at the time was so mundane. For example: mine is collecting mushrooms from the lawn as a child one spring after my mom specifically told me not to.

Shawn O'Hare

Steve, Where can I sign up for the Steve Carlsberg appreciation society? Cecil, How do you manage while living in your brother in law's shadow?

Eloise White

Cecil, my brother keeps eating dead birds and then spitting them up in my room and bringing them back to life, how do I convince him to do that in the garage instead? I have friends coming over and i don’t want him to do that in front of them.

Bill Smith

Cecil - can you explain why the Sheriff's Secret Police are manifesting themselves as local politicians in my hometown. No. Wait. No. I'm not typing anythi . . . . .

Legendary_Pandabear

Cecil: I'm trying to summon an otherworldly creature to do my bidding for... Reasons. I already have the ingredients but I can't remember if the incantation goes after I burn the incense and draw the correct glyphs or during... Help? Steve: Do you drink soda? What's your favourite flavour? (Cecil can answer this too 😊) Much love to both of you!

LJ

This one's for Cecil and Steve. What's the best alarm sound, and which one's the worst?

Marcus Collins

Hi Cecil and Steve, first time listener long time caller here… when you stare into the formless void, what do you see? I see puppies. Is that normal?

Nicholas

Dear Cecil, I always wanted to try out an extreme hobby like double dolphin water skiing, imaginary mountaineering or stamp collecting. What hobby have you always wanted to get into but never had the time?

Ollie of the Beholder

What's a question you always wish people would ask you?

Glenn Dallas

Steve, what's the hardest part about running a business in Night Vale? Cecil, what's up with this darn social media thing?

Elm

To Steve and Cecil, what is your favourit colour ?

Christine Havens

Dear Cecil—I’m lovelorn. What should I do?

Ivie Montgomery

Hi! Love the show. My question is for Steve - How did you and Abby meet? What brought you together?

Nicholas Genualdi

If you could remake any existing movie with a full Muppet cast but keep one actor from the original, what movie are you remaking and which actor do you keep?

Em Santana

For Cecil and Steve — do you drink tea? If so, how do you like your tea? Is there a certain type you like best?

Sean

Hi Cecil! Longtime listener, first time blood communicator! I was wondering if there was any other career that you thought of pursuing besides community radio?