🕑 Added 2015-04-30 20:24:54 +0000 UTC
This file makes you crave cake! Ok, not really…
There are some side effects of portals that GLaDOS forgot to tell you. Whenever you go through a portal, it will give you a pleasurable tingle in every cell of your body. The faster you are, the more intense it will be and the shorter it will last. The portals also interact with your brain, making you a little bit more aroused and more confused with every portal you use. These effects will slowly build up, the more portals you use. When you pass trough an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, the confusion will fade away and the built up arousal will discharge. Depending on the intensity of the built up arousal, it will be something from a massive burst of pleasure to an orgasm.
The effect is limited to the day you listen.
