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Drunk and Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Part 2

🕑 Added 2019-11-27 20:00:02 +0000 UTC

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Net Neutrality

“The moral of the story is that you can lie and look like a badass?” Im afraid the Internet has taught us all that lesson.

Net Neutrality

Ah, the story of the person who keeps making wishes but is never satisfied until their life goes back to how it originally was. I remember another version of this tale: The Stonecutter, from Japan. He is eventually transformed into the mountain, invincible, but he trembles under the pounding of a mere stonecutter. Also, size matters, huh Dangerous? And it was definitely the latter. The founder said “you are too selfish. Time to go back to your same damn life.”

Lok1san

fwiw, in the original northern German, the wife is called Ilsebill. And the line about her not wanting what he wants is sometimes used to politely request that someone overcome their no-balls-itis...

Emily Hoberg

i bet his wife is fat

CTD

New drinking game: Every time DA says “seven men in one stroke,” take a shot. Then die before the end of the audio.

ONLY_CARTEL_FUNDZ

Not the airplane

Daniel O

Drunk dangerous 2: electric boogaloo. This is the best (dankest) timeline for sure

Jayden Thomas

I'm just as high as you rn dangerous, and i think the point the flounder is getting at is that for the wife to be like god she would need the humility that comes from returning to a life in the pisspot. "Oh you wanna be like god? Be humble. Sit down."