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Drunk & Dangerous: The Eye of Argon, Pt. 1
🕑 Added 2020-01-08 19:01:00 +0000 UTCFor today's patron-exclusive upload, I attempt to maintain my composure as I read from what is considered one of the worst short stories ever published: The Eye of Argon.
How bad is it? Listen on, dear patron...
Comments
Formerly Jon Bon Jovi Now Twice Removed As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
Gods, you're so funny Dangerous! Love it. XD
Net Neutrality
3:32 I’m already lost. 7:04 Sorry Dangerous, he apparently died in 2002. 9:26 “Her swinging orchid twines of hair.” No. 14:35 An oval is 2 dimensional. A second grader could write better than this. 22:40 “be sure that his agonies are long and drawn out.” Easy. Just read him this effing story in an endless loop.
StayKnight
This story strains at my beating vessel with the willpower of a thousand stallions. Incline us further madam Dangerous for we thirst like the Nile in midsummer... Translation: Please continue this story, it was a blast! 😆
this was so funny to listen to xD not even 3 mins in and i am pissing my self laughing
Bad_Llama83
You broke me! Yes please continue!
BadBaghdad
Best. Story. EVAR.
SF
This dude really loves adjectives
Fallen Phoenix
this story is such a train wreck, how could i not want to finish it.
Maurice R
I wanna hear how more thicc this guy gets at the end of the story
Kournelious
Honestly im 10 minutes in and holy shit... This sounds like someone was overenthustiastic... Or however u spell that shite
Kournelious
Stop scaring me J
J
Wonder if drunk and dangerous is actually Canon in the D-Asmr universe
