Drunk & Dangerous: Middle School Magazine Pt 3
🕑 Added 2020-03-04 13:01:01 +0000 UTCHey lovely people, I hope you all enjoy today's patron-exclusive Wednesday upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!
Today, I'm once again diving into the emo world of my middle school's fine arts "magazine" and mocking it as best my intoxicated brain can. Will we read little Danger's poem? Listen and find out!
Comments
T-Bone
Permission to use "Boomerang Bullet" as a band name? Full credit will go to Dangerous ASMR.
Kevin Vertiz
Nah, spring would be the gayest season
Jeremy Knight
I didn't know some people complain about you making female x female role plays, I've seen a few women here so I don't know what the problem is. the only story I found interesting was that story about Ronald... and finding his not Ultra Instinct moment really funny.
Best thing to listen to while high
Phasigen
Hardly 3 minutes in and I've already pulled out my secret bottle of whiskey. Time to get so drunk that somr of this stuff sounds somewhat funny.
SF
I fucking snorted at that intro omfg
Jinkxy
That is true be careful
Jinkxy
but we love rambling Danger π
Jinkxy
The intro to this is everything ππΌππΌππΌ
The chances of being assaulted by your boogie board are low.......but never zero
Jinkxy
Good morning guys!!
will
You MUST read these in an Old English Accent, set to classical music.....you MUST.
TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes
The saga continues...
Tex the Gentle Giant
Dangerous complaining about her rambling as if I don't enjoy that so much, I was like, yeah rent is important but this is more so. Also, can we talk about the first sentence of this? 'I'm into scat.' Really? We just glossing over that?
Dolpha
Yo, "Sanfrancisco....rice" is a god tier poem. Speaks to my soul
Swyndle
More shit-talking on bad poems by drunk Dangerous makes my day.
Dangerous' Freyaβ€οΈ
uwu
Wuuuu!
WaterWolf11
Get to wake up to the best content this side of the internet
Dolpha
And here we go!!!!