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Comfort for Toilet Paper Anxiety ASMR

🕑 Added 2020-04-01 13:00:14 +0000 UTC

Comments

SirStewpit

That flush at the end makes you wonder: "Was the toilet talking to you?"

Car_313

Even a year later like omg. Rofl. This was just great, seriously. "A cloud of ass paper". I'm crying 😂🤣. I wish I found this a year ago.

MeiAihara18

I lost it at the 2-ply line! It started out so seriously too and kept going with it! How she didn’t at least snicker through this is beyond me. Now I just want to know how many takes it took to nail it. 😂

Dylan lamou

If you don't have toilet paper, wipe your ass in the shower with water.

Ja

Alan

let's hear it for the toilet paper

Dolpha

I've never felt more supported. So nice to know theres other struggling for their "ass paper" needs. 😭🤣😂🤣

Jinkxy

San francisco 😂😂

Dangerous ASMR

The first part about 2-ply paper. 😂

CountGaculaTV

I can’t with you. 😂

will

I have just....one question....how long before you cracked, and had to start over........if we can break the 4th wall a bit😂

Who ever thought a toilet paper audio would feel so comforting lol this was smooth.

Dangerous' Freya❤️

All we just need is a little San Francisco Rice. (Just Kidding, I know we'll all get through it, I know we will)

Jinkxy

it’s been proven that listening to this audio before you go to the store provides a nice pack of TP waiting for you (and you don’t even have to fight a karen for it)

Chuggemplier316

Thank you just thank you I laughed so hard when you said 2 ply 🤣🤣. This is so funny, I needed this and this is why you are perfect.

SF

NOT THE POOP PAPER

El Noah

LMAO

Net Neutrality

There is another option: track down anyone suspected of unnecessarily stockpiling TP, get all your friends together, and RAID THEIR HOME. That was the prelude to the French Revolution: riots broke out across France during the shortage and high price of bread. #eattherich Also, these metaphors make me feel a lot better about my middle school poetry! 😛