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Drunk & Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Pt 9 -- (Patron's Choice)
🕑 Added 2020-05-20 12:00:04 +0000 UTCI hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another fantastical 420 fairytales! In this episode, I read a few fairytales suggested to me by a patron. I'm sure these will be better than the other ones... right?
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Net Neutrality
Pathetic, but oh-so-convenient for the "dog is man's best friend" worldview, ain't it? And as for why wolves? I guess among dangerous animals in North America, they're faster and their faces are scarier than that of bears? Also, the clipped/shaved story. I'd be the wife who backs down, lets the husband win, then later divorce his ass and report him for domestic violence! I ain't going down with his ship! I'm worth more than that, and Imma find myself a REAL man!
Oh my god, I'm so glad you made another one of these. It's so fun listening to you when you're high. Also nice reference to "they turn the freaking frogs gay" ^^
Smackledorf
Highlight of my fucking week. That's 3 parts compliment to dangerous, one part I have nothing going on in life. Huzzah.
Smackledorf
He wasn't an ass the whole time. He LEARNED to be an asshole from all them arses. And I absolutely loved this, thank you so much.
Smackledorf
These are Russian fairy tales,that's why they are crazy as shit, fyi.
Smackledorf
Oh good at 20 minutes we are at my favorite. Dis gon be good.
Smackledorf
Hey, I do drive a Honda Civic!
Smackledorf
So umm, I linked that fairy tale, but it was a link to a list of fairy tales, and I did specify "old favors were soon forgotten" I've never heard this fairy tale she's doing for me right now before in my life! Lmao. Brigands and shit, I never heard that one.
IncomingPixels
Whoa I didn't know we could request fairytales...i'd like to request one too.
Billy Denton
It's been a minute since anyone called me a visionary, thank you
Salaciously Sanguine
The miming of scissors in that tale had me laughing for a good long while. That wife's a keeper
Dangerous ASMR
Actually Executive 2 FxF comes out later today!
DinoViper_ .
Alright, I understand that you like tap water (because who doesn't like being gay) BUT UNSEASONED MEAT? MA'AM.
Dangerous' Freya❤️
uwu
Seth_724
No horny for any of us today
Savantlee
Woohoo!
J
Now I can finally eat my cereal. Cereal + DA = a healthy morning
Jinkxy
Yeeess!!!!!
