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Drunk & Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Pt 4
🕑 Added 2020-04-08 13:01:01 +0000 UTCI hope you all enjoy your patron-exclusive Wednesday upload, another wonderful and weird 420 fairytales!
And when I say weird, I mean it. You thought these stories were strange before? Just listen...
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Formerly Jon Bon Jovi Now Twice Removed As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
Damn Dangerous. Now I wanna see - DEATH AND THE GOOSE BOY! - Yeet
Frosty The Termintor
Well you know what they say when you fly too close to the sun...
Isador
OI! Dont insult our fairytales!
Jinkxy
she got a whole leg in a fuckin rag to what? hide it from everyone else? i swear to fuck if someone tries to steal this gammy leg and she goes feral like gollum imma be KO π
Jinkxy
Sheβs losing her shit over this!!! I canβt breathe!!! πππ
Jinkxy
do it!!! π
Net Neutrality
Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now do the Gammy leg. Also, youβve tagged it. Has San Francisco rice been dethroned?
Net Neutrality
Wait, how can the sun be a cannibal if it eats humans? Wouldnβt it have to eat other stars ? Wouldnβt it have to become a black hole? Also, the sun as a star is actually pretty damn small.
Dolpha
People are officially staring at me as I laugh at every "gammy leg." My niece keeps giving me that "tanjiro disgusted" face
Dolpha
New drinking game, take a shot everytime you hear "gammy leg" π€£
Dolpha
I wonder if shes still interested in me sending those panther facts......hmm
Dolpha
Wooooohoooo!!!!
