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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 5 -- (Now with More Breakfast!)

🕑 Added 2021-08-18 12:01:02 +0000 UTC

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Cole Blackblood

"Unbelief" rant I'm fucking crying

Cole Blackblood

Not my goblin self feeling kinship with the "eating the same thing all the time" vibe lol

Ipdar teldar

This is so funny even the third time through. My favorite part his how Dangerous spends over half an hour ranting on how some character's last name is Courtney and how sexist it is and can't possibly be a last name. Meanwhile the author's pseudonym is Dale M. Courtney.

DaveNerdyGeek

Totally NSFW, the rage is exceptionally arousing.

Jade Rift

It isn't the moon, it is a mobile space station

David Kelly

Came for the free David degradation, stayed for the hilarious commentary.

TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes

This story is gonna give you a drinking problem.

Marieli

I’m just listening to this now and I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. D.A I’m sorry this word loaf is making you spiral 🥺but your reactions make me laugh & I’m truly happy when I laugh so thank you. Also I’m shy so I never leave comments but hi, sorry to anyone who read this….I’m awkward 🤓

Car_313

I unbelief this word-loaf abortion

Jeremy Knight

Heather Courtney... that really does sound like a adult creator on Only Fans or makes suggestive videos on youtube and constantly plugs her patreon for exclusive content.

Kellydusty

Oh boyyy.....😁😁😁

Hayk

Do you think David’s favorite movie is “The Breakfast Club,” or any movie with the word breakfast in the title? I imagine he’ll watch any such movie, hoping to see a scene with bologna sandwiches or Red Lobster 🦞 in it lol. Also, the Professor X joke made me imagine Patrick Stewart, saying “I cannot read David’s thoughts, there are far too many bologna sandwiches to focus on.” 😂 Thanks for the audio Dangerous, started my morning with lots of laughs. Have a fantastic Wednesday, take care, and stay safe. 🙂

Giu

Reading this, along with going to red lobster, has got to be the biggest trait of masochism i’ve ever seen. Love it

Adam

I am looking forward to this so much!!! But first I have to have breakfast. It's good. Want to hear more about it? Also I'm sure glad this didn't drop on Friday the 13th. That's scary!

Are you had to be always that cutie. ❤️

Then let's begin to day 🥰 with eggs ugh breakfast I mean 😅