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Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 13 -- (Aunt Jemima)

🕑 Added 2022-06-01 12:00:09 +0000 UTC

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Crescendo

This is the first one of these I’ve listened to. My sister in Christ what the fuck is this lmao

Todd Carney

Kidnapped by Mega-Boobs is written by a literary scholar from Brobdingnag who also has exceptional taste in movies. Me? Oh no, no no no no no, it's not me, certainly not. I studied under them, tho.

Leighton

"You're gonna need a bigger butt"

Torn Card

I really need Morbiussy in my life

Hayk

Hooper: That’s a twenty footer. Captain Quint: Twenty-five, three tons on him. Wow, every time I watch Jaws from now on, that scene is going to remind me of this reading. 😂 Normally, I’d want to throw these stories into the abyssal chasms of suppressed memories, but Dangerous always makes these so hilarious, so they’re worth remembering lol. Thank you for this, Dangerous. Also good vibes to you and your parents, I wish you all good health. 😊❤️

David Kelly

The fact that we managed to manifest mustard and hot dog and grandma porn has made me believe in magic again. I can’t remember the last time I smiled for so long. D&D reminds me of when my friend group would watch bad movies together to laugh. Thanks for letting us hang out with you Dangerous.

Jeremy Knight

I won't lie, this story was strangely hot minus the food play and incest. the reason why his dick is so hung, keeps getting bigger and why his aunt has insanely big tits and ass is because there is in fact a genre/fetish of erotica called hyper sexual reality. Not only are privates outrageously big, every part of a person's body is overly developed and can climax large amounts of cum. It's really hot if you have an over active imagination like I do

PintsizedPip

What. A. Night. I think after sitting through this night terror inducing catastrophe, last wkend… I think I earned my Pirate suggestion next live! Ijs 😅 I can't look at my breakfast the same anymore because of you lot 😭😭😭 Had a blast per usual DA. Thanks for these as always, they brought much needed levity to a rough week 🖤🌺