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Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt 18 -- (Several Seconds of Bugs)
🕑 Added 2023-06-14 12:00:07 +0000 UTCI hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and drunkenly read more of the worst-rated Creepypasta stories the internet has to offer.
This week: the difficulty of using keys, and the confusing problem of bugs.
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Derpaherp
What's the link to this pasta? I want to read along!
IntimateASMR
Drunk & Dangerous is the perfect recipe for a good time! I'm here for the hilarity and absurdity. It's like diving into a bizarre alternative reality with you, Dangerous. Keep those rants coming, they are the highlight of my day! Also, remember - everyone's a genius when it comes to using keys... until they're in a Creepypasta! πππ»
Jinks
I came for the bad writing, I stayed for the rants π YoU hAd ThE kEy ThE wHoLe TiMe?!
PintsizedPip
I come for the motivation and self-satisfaction in knowing I write like fucking Shakespeare compared to this. And, I stay because the cbd/thc blend wonβt let me stop LMFAO at an inebriated DA ranting in a tone of sarcasm that is sincerely the greatest part of my fucking day π€£ Thanks Dangerous.
TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes
I like these more than the erotica story time, tbh.
David Kelly
My favourite part of any D&D is the first moment where you can hear DA having to ease herself into reading these stories
Hayk
I love all of the character impressions you do, I always laugh so much lol. Thank you for the readings, Dangerous. Have a fantastic day! π
Jeremy Knight
...I swear, people write anything. a man creature bust all over a man's room, then a 6 year old suffering from extreme schizophrenia is being abused by her Dad.
Jeremy Knight
As a blind person myself, I confirm it does not take minutes to find the correct key, we usually mark them in some way to know which is which.
Jeremy Knight
The genuine frustration over him having keys the whole time..
