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Maury County Fair
🕑 Added 2025-08-14 18:30:12 +0000 UTCThis year’s county fair has been sponsored by Hip-Know Corporation. They’ve also sponsored two new attractions, the Mesmerizing Mirror Maze
This year’s county fair has been sponsored by Hip-Know Corporation. They’ve also sponsored two new attractions, the Mesmerizing Mirror Maze and the Best Foot Forward Contest. At first, no woman wanted to have her feet judged, but after going through the free mirror maze, they are coming to the booth in stumbling droves to see if they can win the coveted Best in Sole Show award.
After a preliminary review by an official Hip-Know Corp. judge, the women are displayed in various booths for their respective category. How they manage to sit there for hours on end is anyone’s guess, but some have suggested the women have been hypnotized. Some Emily blankly ahead, others just sit there and drool, and others have an otherworldly glow in their eyes.
The categories for this year are: Best Soles, Best Toes, Best Smelling Feet, Best Footwork (a favorite of the male judges), and Best in Sole Show.
We’ve got photos of the winners here and videos will be coming next week.
To learn more about contestants and what they won, be sure to comment below.
