Robert Vlaho
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1% LIFESTEAL IS OUT ON AMAZON!
🕑 Added 2025-03-18 08:56:22 +0000 UTCHello there, everyone!
Finally, the book 1 of 1% Lifesteal is out on the big stage!
It's been a long, stressful ass time. But it's here. I'd say I'm gonna be distracted, but I legit feel sick. I'm probably gonna spend most of today in bed refreshing the rankings and shit. 💀
Once again, thank you all for your support throughout the (nearly) two years I've been writing this story. It meant the world to me, and any further support you give will mean just as much, if not even more. Especially today. And throughout the next few weeks.
The better the book does, the better and longer the series will be. If you enjoy reading this story, please keep in mind that I have a publisher to please and a family to feed. And also an ego that is super hungry for validation. Hey, I'm just being honest, okay?
Jokes aside, the first book isn't the be-all end-all but it is very important to the long-term longevity of the series.
Here are all the links!
KINDLE (WITH KINDLE UNLIMITED)
AUDIBLE
PAPERBACK! (Yes, indeed, you can order a physical copy of the book!)
Thank you all. For everything. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go stare at the screen for a whole day with my heart beating out of my chest.
Love y'all!
Comments
bradley foster
I bought the book on Amazon. But if you’re not going to have 15 advanced chapters up, you need to change your membership options — currently it feels like a scam.
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Beeees!
Yaaaaa, tho dynamic will certainly be different now that he is a three star capable of taking multiple mature 3 stars at once while only bare freshly onto it
Kevin McGuire
So, going through the first book again, I forgot how creepy Madame is. Good luck Freddie you'll need it when she decides to drop by and get that interview.
Beeees!
Yoo, best seller in humor and entertainment!! Lfg
Vithusan Algumalai
Chapter Will be release this week ?
Robert Blaise
Hahahaha, I've been a little stressed due to the release, to say the least, so writing has been going a bit slow. Don't worry, the release went ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
ManguKing
Will we ever get more releases? Asking for a friend
Mathrian
Stats are looking damn good so far! Hope it's performing at least as well as you were hoping!
Leo
Added to kindle and wrote a review. Keep up the good works :) amazing story
Fischer Price
Pre-ordered and left a review! Good luck
Chloe Syddall
Wrote a review, best of luck!
Robert Blaise
Don't worry, I'm not devaluing what I went and to an extent still am going through to this day. Just because I had an extrinsic force driving me doesn't mean it wasn't really, really fucking hard to pick things back up again. And like I said, I'm still struggling with stress and anxiety and insecurity and generally have a rather unhealthy relationship with my identity as a writer, but I'm getting better, one small step at a time.
jdjen
I bought the paperback and it's going on The shelf.
Khent Mercer
As someone who has struggled with depression for their entire adult life I found your return to writing inspiring. The fact that it was something you HAD to doesn't make it less impressive. I write a little for my own enjoyment and... getting even a few words on page everyday can be the hardest thing in the world. The thousands and thousands of high quality ones you managed while fighting through the emotional whiplash? You have a right to be proud no matter how this turns out. And I cannot imagine it's going to be badly. I have KU because it's the only way I can afford to feed my book addiction and 1% is MASSIVELY better than most of the the crap on there.
Robert Blaise
To be honest the only reason I even continued was because this was my only source of income 💀. That shit crushed me emotionally.
Khent Mercer
I hope to God this one goes better than Jester. While 1% may be a refinement of your craft (and I dig it) Jester... Really resonates with me and I hope you can return to it someday. You got really screwed there and I massively respect your ability and willingness to get back on the horse.
Robert Blaise
Ye reviews take a while. I think Zon has like a day or two buffer for reviews to stop spamming and botting
Khent Mercer
Pre-ordered and wrote a nice review for you. I think the review is still stuck in their filter but I've never had one rejected. Godspeed sir.
Beeees!
Definitely a smart idea. Just hadn't realized cause I used to spend at least a few hundred a year I guess. And only recently stopped using amazon
Robert Blaise
Yeah, that's a requirement so that people wouldn't bot the reviews and stuff. Good thing as far as I'm concerned
atgongumerki
Insert validation with lots of adulation, well-wishes and stuff
Beeees!
Damn, I bought the book but aparently you need to have spent $50 on amazon in the last year to write a review. Maybe I'll gift the audible to someone to help boost it. More people need this series in their life
Robert Blaise
Simply put, Kindle Unlimited works based on the number of pages you read. I *think* that just adding it is also kinda good but also not really if you don't read it at all. And skipping through the pages doesn't really count, either :(
Robert Blaise
They can take a while to go through!
Uroš
I wrote a review but it didn't seem to have gone through :(
Toady
Do you get a kick back if a book is added on someones kindle unlimited library? How does that stuff work?
Harrison Esterman
Congrats man, hope it goes really well
