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Blessing of Bulk (Preview)
🕑 Added 2023-07-10 21:59:53 +0000 UTCArc got up and headed for the front. After checking the peephole, he opened the door, seeing a delivery man already far away. On his welcome mat, a package was laying.
Is that…? He quickly picked it up and checked the label on it. It is! It’s finally here! “Oh hell yeah!”
“What? You say something?” JD called back from the living room.
Arc smiled, stepping inside with the box. “It’s here!”
“What’s here?”
Arc hurried back to his friend and placed the package down on the table before him. “Only the coolest thing ever!” He tore right in, ripping the tape off as fast as possible. “I couldn’t believe I found this!”
“Well, what is it?”
Arc tore the box open and dug through the packing peanuts. His hand clenched onto something. He grinned. “It’s Rauru’s Secret Stone!”
With a firm yank, the guy pulled out a finely carved, crafted stone. It was modeled and shaped after the Secret Stone that King Rauru possessed in Tears of the Kingdom. It was the same color and had the same engraved markings at the game. The stone hung from a gold keychain that he held, perfect to attach to his own keyring later.
JD leaned in and looked at it. “Hmm, very nice! Where did you get that?”
“Found it online!” Arc smiled brightly, looking proud. “Some guy made a complete set of the Secret Stones and was selling them. I just had to get one of them.”
“Heh, people are impressive. The game has been like… what? Only out for a few weeks and now somebody's selling a bunch of stones they made.”
“It’s still plenty of time.”
“I guess, but-” JD frowned, flinching. He placed a hand to his stomach. “Ugh, hate when that happens. Sorry, I’ll be right back. We can get back to Shrine stuff after.” With that, Arc’s friend hurried out of the room and in the distance, the bathroom door could be heard shutting.
Arc turned his attention back to the stone. It felt rather heavy now that he noticed. His fingers slid off the keychain portion and onto the stone itself. The item felt dense and hard, almost like it was carved from a real stone.
Pretty authentic. Arc ran his fingers over the engraving. Couldn’t be an actual stone, right? Probably was 3D printed or some-
As he stroked the stone, something was off. The feeling of it was cold at first, but slowly, it began to warm. It grew warmer and warmer, heating up in his fingers. What… what’s wrong-
Then, it began to glow. Arc hopped back against the sofa, digging himself deep into it. The stone stayed still, floating in the air and defying gravity. Though, it didn’t remain motionless for long, slowly lowering itself… lowering itself…
Lowering itself down, it was now at crotch level with him.
What the fu- Then, it happened. The keychain ring greatly expanded and widened, its style and look transforming into something more ancient and royal. A second after that, before he could register that change, it flew right at his groin.
It felt as if Arc’s eyes were going to bug right out of his skull at the sight. It wasn’t even just the flying ring and stone, but it was his clothes. The crotch of his pants and even his boxers beneath started evaporating until they were gone. His cock and balls were left exposed.
