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Chew Time Shorts: Polar Cola (Preview)
🕑 Added 2023-11-27 13:46:30 +0000 UTCDing! Bzzzzzt.
You reach into your pocket and pull out your phone. It looks you got a notification from YouTube this time.
Opening the app, you find out what it was about. It was a new video from The Transformative Chew. In particular, it was a YouTube Short.
The thumbnail shows the host, Rachel Groves, smiling away and holding up a glass bottle to her face. You cannot recall ever seeing the channel having one of these kinds of videos before, so you reason there must be a reason for this.
Curious, and being such a big fan of the show, you give the video a click. Thankfully, there are no ads on it, and you go straight to the action.
“Hey all!” The video starts with Rachel not holding the bottle up to her face, giving you and any other watcher a cute wave. “This is just a quickie update for you! Tis is the season and that means Polar Cola is back!”
She now held the glass bottle up to her face and then put it in front of her. It looked like any glass bottle of Coca Cola around the Christmas season in design. However, its logo and labeling was different with a white band and red letters spelling out “Polar Cola”. There was also a cartoon polar bear head winking below the logo.
Rachel pulled the bottle away from her face, and the camera pulled further back. “Yes, we usually don't do repeats on my show, hence the portrait view nightmare you are seeing this is in.
“However, tis the season and this year, the cola is extra sugary and filling!” Her smile widened. “This means faster results, and frankly, that deserves a quick drink, wouldn't you say?”
Rachel flicked the cap off the bottle and brought it in. The camera slightly jittered as she did, the woman doing her best to keep it steady. She brought the opening to her mouth and took a big swig of the cola.
