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Sing a Big Spoopy Kitty Song (Outline)
🕑 Added 2024-10-03 12:02:46 +0000 UTC“And… perfect!” Cassidy declared, plugging the green cord into the extension cord
The entire yard lit up, inflatables rising as air filled them, fog machines kicking in, lights going on, and ambience music playing
Cassidy declares things look incredible. Halloween will be amazing. Jezebel, her older sister, is less than impressed, saying they can use magic to make the yard perfect
Cassidy frowns, saying that would be going against the spirit of the neighborhood and traditions. Besides, the novelty inflatables and yard decorations are fun
Some backstory is given about the witches coven that lives in the neighborhood, Cassidy being the leader that loves the season and tries to make the coven fit in with the rest of the neighborhood. most of the witches are fine with it or don't care. Jezebel, however, finds the entire thing tacky. She likes the season as well but feels this is stupid
She only contributes helping set up the decorations with her sister because if they have to do it this way, she might as well make them “right”
Jezebel rolls her eyes and says she's going back in now. However, Cassidy stops her and points out there's no black cats
Cassidy is right. There are no black cat inflatables, decorations, lawn art, or what not around. Pumpkins, ghosts, zombies, and the whole works but no cats
Jezebel says they don't have any. They had to trash their old inflatable after it broke last year. Cassidy gets on her about that being her job to go out and replace it
Jezebel rolls her eyes and is about to snap her fingers to make one appear, but Cassidy gets into her about doing this the right away and not the quick way. “Besides, it's not like you'll teleport us a good cat.”
“Excuse me?” “Everytime you teleport us in a new lawn decorations or inflatable, it sucks, plain and simple. You got to be careful and precise about building the perfect-”
Jezebel gets mad and points at her that since she is the leader, she should be charge of this. Black cats are essential to witches and the leader should make sure their coven isn't lacking for them.
Cassidy is about to fire back, saying not to blame her for a lack of black cats when…
“Hellooooooo! Sounds like a little bitty problem, there!”
The two look to their right and find that an anthro fox had appeared. He was wearing bard, old timey clothing, holding an instrument in his paws. The two witches look at him and then at each other. Who the heck is this guy?
Jezebel is suspicious of him, telling him this is a private matter and to go on. The fox merely smiles, not really phased by the presence of the green skinned ladies. Cassidy mostly looks at him curiously.
“Oh, that's no good! No good indeed!” the fox saw in a sing-songy voice, “I heard your problem. A lack of black cats in your lives! That's bad for this time of season, for you two especially.”
Jezebel tells him to leave again, while Cassidy just asks him what he is getting at.
The fox smiles and lifts his concertina. “A solution fitting for the season, completely appropriate that it stands to reason! For it is time, lean on in and hear me rhyme!”
The fox clears his throat and begins to play. The tune is pleasant, almost like a sea shanty
They feel weirdly relaxed as the music fills their ears. Jezebel still looks very annoyed, but Cassidy seems charmed.
Their ears wiggle and turn into pointed cat ears as the music goes on, the two getting more settled in as he begins to sing
Lyrics & TF Order:
Looking for help? Have no fear!
Clothing tightens as body begins to pack on pounds
Hair shrinking
Lappi T. Fox is here!
Hands swell into black kitty paws with pink pads
(Jezebel should be annoyed still and ask him what the deal is with the accordion, Cassidy correcting her on what it actually is, which she doesn't care for)
Eyes should turn cat like as Jezebel rolls her
This skin you have is far too bright
Chubbier faces, no more long witch chins
(Jezebel calls him out on that, saying her green skin is lovely. Cassidy tells her to be quiet, since she's curious where this is going)
Jezebel should look at her and gasp, seeing Cassidy's face getting cat-ified
Cassidy should turn to look at her
Here’s some fur, dark as the night.
That's when they both grow black fur all over their bodies, faces completely chubby and cat-ified. Hair shortens and goes, becoming fur
Body gains more weight, limbs chubbier and gaining softer bellies
A tail right here, above your rears
They both look over their shoulders to see their tails grow out
Gain more weight, bellies popping out from under their shirts and breasts deflating
Lets widen those to make it clear
Big bottom shapes that break their stockings, skirts, and heels. Completely null and empty. Big three toed kitty paws
Jezebel horrified and shocked, but Cassidy is amused
You’re not just any normal pretties
Voices deepen into guyish, goofy voices. Jezebel still doesn't like it, but Cassidy is into it, squeezing his belly. “Ooooh, what am I then?”
You’re the best big black kitties!
Both of them get bigger, but Cassidy is especially big with a big wide pear shape figure. Shirt breaks, but there's nothing underneath. He's just wearing his black jacket and witch hat now. Jezebel keeps their shirt and top
Lappi finishes his piece and bows, Cassidy applauding him on an impressive song. He says he thinks his neighbors mentioned an impressive fox who could play such lovely, TF tunes
Lappi chuckles, liking that his reputation has grown. “So, enjoy yourself, Ms. Witch?”
“Oh yeah!” Cassidy chuckles, shaking and wobbling his big black cat bottom. “But please, call me Casey! Heh, Casey the Magic Black Cat!”
Jezebel gets into him. “How can you possibly like this?! This is ridiculous… just look at you!”
“Yeah, look at me!” Casey wiggles his big bottom. “I'm so Halloween appropriate now!”
“Uuuuuuugh, this is why I should've been coven leader. You're being so stupid about this!”
“Awww, just relax, Jerry,” Casey teased, nudging his smaller big brother, “It's all good fun for the season!”
“Mhm!” Lappi agrees, “There's nothing like bringing out the big putty kitty in someone for the spoopy season!” He plays a note. “Have some fun with it! You did want this, right?”
“No way!” Jezebel states, saying this isn't even remotely what they wanted to begin with. They can't be taken seriously as powerful magic witches and most importantly, they needed black cat lawn decorations for the season!
Lappi blinks, staring at Jezebel for a moment before slapping his head. “Oooooooh! I totally misunderstood! My apologies, big kitty!”
Jezebel hisses at him unintentionally, blushing that they let that happen.
Lappi looks at Casey. “Well, I certainly can help you there as well.”
“Wonderful!” Casey said, playfully drumming his belly, “I'm perfectly fine as is for now, so do whatever you like otherwise.”
“Wait… what do you…” Jezebel starts to say.
“But sure!” Lappi looks at the unhappy cat. “Let me cheer you up for real. Trust me, you'll be a real big deal.”
Jezebel hissed again, still embarrassed by the action, “Stop rhyming!”
Lappi did not care, and started playing
TF Lyrics:
There’s no need to hiss at me
Jezebel's ears twitch, the inner fur turning orange
If it’s a decoration you want
It’s a decoration you’ll be!
Nose and pads turn orange as well
The witch hat on her head turns purple with an orange band. The material smooths out and feels lighter, like vinyl
Jezebel does not notice, but if he did, the hat would be attached to his noggin
If fur is not to your liking
Orange band appears around her throat… or a part of her throat.
Tail straightens and hooks at the end, turning light and vinyl
Jezebel gasps and asks him to stop, realizing where he is going
I think some vinyl would be striking
Entire body goes vinyl, eyes, mouth, and whiskers painted on now, but still moving and reacting like a stop-motion character
Don’t worry, soon I’ll be out of your hair,
Jezebel's voice is very doofy and airy now, despite him trying to snap at Lappi. No swears, only squeak and goofy word substitutes instead
Because between your ears, there’s nothing but air
Jezebel blinks and stops. Their frown starts to bright to a smile, heheh, I feel kind of silly!
People will see you from near and far
Jezebel grows and grows and grows, going well over eight to nine feet tall
And say what a great decoration you are!
Jezebel’s pear body balloons out more, bottom half almost touch the ground with big thighs/legs on the far sides, giving them a wobbly walk
Jezebel gropes and pats his lighter belly and feels his face. “Sooooo, what do you think now?” Lappi asks with a big grin
“Hehehyuck, I feel stu… stu… super!” The living lawn decoration cat declared
Casey grins, clapping. “Oh, he'll be swell! … well, he's already very swell, but you know what I mean.”
“Sure do!” Lappi chuckled, looking up at the big vinyl cat. “A swell kitty indeed!”
-SCENE CUT-
“Hiya kids! Make sure to get some delec…. del… yummy treats!” Jebby declared, waving down at the group of costumed kids with their Halloween bags, “If you can make it through the yard of spookums and spoopies!” The kids giggle and walk through the foggy yard to the front door
Casey grinned, hands on his wide chubby sides. “He's a natural!”
Halloween had arrived and the neighborhood was abuzz with trick-or-treaters and their families. All the houses were being hit
However, the most popular one was the coven’s, much to Casey’s pride. Everyone was stopping by to see their hardwork with their lawn and Jebby the Lawn Black Cat (apparently, he still didn't like the name Jerry)
Jebby was very popular and playful, even if he struggled to remember the right words or threatened to be blown away by a strong breeze. Casey figured out a good gravity spell to avoid that issue, though had to keep reupping it every hour or so. Who knew vinyl could be so unabsorbent to magic?
“Looks like he's having fun.” Casey turned, finding Lappi there, dressed like Robin Hood.
“Oh, Robin Hood!” Casey exclaims. “I get that a lot,” chuckles Lappi. “I am but a simple fox bard, Mr. Kitty.”
Casey is eager to see him, clapping his pudgy paws together. “Thank you again for everything, Lappi! Halloween has been a big success for us witches! Everyone loves Jebby, and they keep coming by for pictures and more candy!”
“Happy to help, Mr. Kitty!” Lappi politely bowed, “All in a day's work for a bard as myself. I love to spread some lovely cheer for those who need it. How have you been doing?”
“Very good! Sure, it's hard to fit through doorways, I love belly scritches a lot, and eat a ton more, but I do enjoy being this big kitty! Though, I'll probably have to revert back once the season is over.”
“I do hope you would reconsider. You make for a great big cat, ya know!”
“Truuuuuue, but I do hate constantly vacuuming fur all the time.” Casey leaned in with a big smile. “Buuuuuut, that doesn't mean this has to be the end of this. Would you care to come back next year? We could use help inflating for the season again.”
Lappi grinned. “More than happy to do so, Casey!”
“And perhaps you'd like to perform for the entire coven than just me and Jebby next time? I'm sure they could enjoy some big cat holiday fun too!”
“It would be my pleasure!” Lappi looked to the side, winking. “Halloween is the time for big black cats after all, isn't that right, audience?”
THE END
