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Chew Time: Digi-Pop (Preview)
🕑 Added 2025-01-23 15:11:32 +0000 UTCClick.
A woman with long blue-hair appears, sitting at a white table, a blank, empty wall behind her. She has a smile on her face, her arms resting on the table and hands clenched together.
“Hello! This is Rachel Groves, and I welcome you back, once again, to your favorite, changifying video series on the Internet, The Transformative Chew!” She waves her fingers all jazzy-like, grinning bigger.
Hands going back onto the table, she declares, “Are you thirty, because I sure am!” She licks her lips to make her point.
“Thankfully, a lovely Patron of mine, who wishes to be anonymous, decided to help me quench that thirst! He told me about this delightfully tasty drink that should be just what I need!”
Rachel starts reaching for something off-screen. “And what drink is that, you may ask? Why, it's something you all might be familiar with if you follow the online buzz around food and drink TFs like me!
“Introducing…” She pulls a bright blue soda can out, one with red font in a very pixel-styled font stretched out at an angle. “Digi-Pop!” She holds it up and towards the camera.
There is an abrupt cut. The can is now on a rotating tray, turning slowly to show off every inch of it and its various labels. Rachel can be heard narrating. “Now, this is a curious drink with not a lot of info out there, surprisingly! No one knows exactly where this drink came from or who makes it. It started randomly appearing in various vending machines across America… and in Germany for some reason.
“Seriously, no rhyme or reason for it! No one and no company have come forward saying they made it. Toei Animation definitely hadn't licensed it out either. It's a complete enigma! It's like it mysteriously appeared out of nowhere!”
There's another abrupt cut, this time back to Rachel. The can is on the table now, Rachel is waving her hands around, wiggling her fingers. “Dun-dun-duuuuuuunnn!”
She chuckles and puts her hands back down. “So, since there's not much backstory or much else to build up to here, I say we get straight into it, don't you think?” She winks. “I'm sure you're eager to see the results like I am!”
Rachel cracks open the soda, a light fizzle and hiss coming from it like any normal soda can. She leans in and sniffs it. “Hmmm, smells like blue raspberry to me. I've heard reports that the smell and taste are random. Adds to its mysterious allure, doesn't it?”
She reaches up and pats her nose. “Hmm, no sniff changes so far, but drinks very rarely ever cause that sort of thing. If you want the results, you gotta chug ‘em! Or, for now, sip ‘em!”
Rachel takes the can and slowly sips from it. “Hmmm…” She licks her lips. “Yep! That's definitely blue raspberry! Not a bad-OOOOO!”
The lady suddenly shivers visibly, shoulders tensing as she bites down on her bottom lip. On the sides of her head, her long hair shakes and parts. Two, triangular ears appear, growing blue fur over them with icy blue fuzz at the very tips. They flow up the sides of her head, white fur growing on the insides as they reach the top of her head.
“Oooooh!” Rachel shudders, “That's a lotta sugar in it! I feel so jittery!
“Should… should put this down before I spill it all over!” She places the can down and then looks at her shaky hands. “Looks like we got some results here!”
