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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Prowess
🕑 Added 2023-05-11 04:45:57 +0000 UTCThey say that there are hundreds of verses and dozens of regional variations among the leshy diaspora. Chances are you’ve heard (or even made up) a few yourself. Recorded here is the version popularized by Elvis Parsley circa 1 B6E.
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
What do you do with a horny firbolg?
If you are a veggie?
Butter her up like a baked potato,
Butter her up like a baked potato,
Butter her up like a baked potato,
Because you’re a veggie!
Kale, hay, and toss that salad,
Kale, hay, and toss that salad,
Kale, hay, and toss that salad,
Then she’ll eat her veggies.
Tie her ankles to a six-foot trellis,
Tie her ankles to a six-foot trellis,
Tie her ankles to a six-foot trellis,
Because you’re a veggie!
REFRAIN
Fill her fuller than a stuffed zucchini,
Fill her fuller than a stuffed zucchini,
Fill her fuller than a stuffed zucchini,
Because you’re a veggie!
REFRAIN
Tickle her titties with a silken cornhusk,
Tickle her titties with a silken cornhusk,
Tickle her titties with a silken cornhusk,
Because you’re a veggie!
REFAIN
Make her edge until she orders vegan,
Make her edge until she orders vegan,
Make her edge until she orders vegan,
Because you’re a veggie!
REFRAIN X 2
Comments
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
love it!
Michael Brost
Someone's having a gourd time.
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
I guess I should have just asked for more puns! You're on a roll
Michael Zemancik
He's gone from Elvis Parsley to Bob Barley/Marley-juana.
