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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Assassin’s Tools
🕑 Added 2023-06-01 03:58:20 +0000 UTC22. Contractor agrees to provide five feet of silken rope, suitable for choking Target.
22a. Remaining 45 feet of silken rope may be used to physically immobilize Target in a position of Contractor’s choice (surprise me)
22b. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should hemp rope be substituted.
22c. Contractor to have no less than a +9 in Use Rope.
23. Contractor to wear mask at all times.
23a. Leather mask preferred. Mouth zipper optional.
24. Contractor to address Target using the following terms:
— Her Ladyship
— Madame Bovary
— Royal Tart
— Jizzebel
— Noblesse Ho-blige
25. Under NO CIRUCMSTANCES should Contractor address Target with the following terms:
— Common Tramp
— Common Whore
— Common Anything
26. Safeword is Guards! Guards!
Comments
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
Well, Assassin is gonna be equally embarrassed.
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
The demon worshipping wasn't enough?
Michael Brost
I feel like I should be embarrassed that I didn't see the quotes around dagger and was wondering why she was trying to get herself assassinated.
Michael Zemancik
Well now we can confirm that the noble lady here is evil; utilizing the infernal arts of the rules lawyer.
