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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Back to Nature
🕑 Added 2023-07-01 05:28:06 +0000 UTCHard Woods. 119:9-1-11
- For the forest knows when you are in it. It can feel as you tread its soul,
- Feel as you run fingers through the leaves that are its hair.
- Take within you the breath that is its kiss.
- Thus it is for all shepherds of the forest to become lovers of their flocks. Who does not stir at the raptor in flight; the humble toadstool with its good magicks; the great crowns of forest monarchs bowing before the breeze?
- In nature there is love of all living things. And men and elves and all manner of sapient souls are alive. Thou livest! Love therefore the forest in return.
- Love by any means necessary.
- Take up the sharp spear to drive the wicked from the land. The dull spade to uproot rot and corruption. The 16 grit condom for thy partner.
- For is it not written that the great trees are gifts of spirit?
- Fuck, a tree.
- Repopulate the forest.
- Try not to get splinters.
Comments
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
I'm sad this pun didn't occur to me sooner!
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
It's very easy to make spells inappropriate :D
Michael Zemancik
Man, Druid is one if not the most kinkiest girls amongst the cast. I assume she's in squirrel form cause she wants to see AA bust his nut in this girl.
Robbert Raets
[casting shillelagh joke goes here]
